soooo....nobody wants to do anything tonight?

hellllooooo mike!!!!.....yo check it outttt...i say we hit up wburg tomorrow night. we havent been down there in a few weeks. we can hit up the surfbar, and then go exploring...we can go to the beergarden down there...it'll be tiiight. what u think?

I am particularly fond of the pictures of Britney Spears with the bad skin and the picture of what the USofA thinks of the rest of the world.

In terms of Brooklyn... you know I'm down. Let's do it on Friday night?

Should we hit up DUMBO or try a new and different neighborhood? I will do some research and see if there is anything specifically going on in BK friday night. Maybe we could even go back to SURFBAR? Just let me know.

Top of the Morning Fellas!

Have a looksie at this site.
http://www.usaevolution.com/

hello to all.....soooooooo.........whats going on. check it. last week we had a good time on thursday evening in bk. anyone interested in doing something like that again? perhaps we can hit up LIC? Mike, chris, JJ, what you guys think?

So I'm glad someone posted something so I don't have to look at that fucked up eye anymore. First on the agenda....wait for it.... a guy who has had sex with over 1,000 cars

Check it out

Not to be out done is the woman who married the Berlin Wall

Mrs. Berlin Wall

Lets end tonight's post with som ALF bloopers. Yeah, ALF!!

Hell yes, Im down for that. The question now: do we opt for a relay of three people or do we each do it solo?

I am going to look into the Limo for the wineries in August. Let's see how much this thing is going to cost before we start making any plans. Oh boy! Exciting!

How was everyone's Memorial Day weekend? Chris, JJ? What is going on in the lives of the two most eligible bachelors on LI? Do tell....

yo mike this is the article i was looking at in the mens health magazine.....here is the link,

http://www.menshealthurbanathlon.com/course.cfm

im still brushing up on all the info....let me know what you think.

Myiasis: This is real (ugh)

This shit is actually real. Wikipedia link that tells you a thing or two about it. YUCK.


I got to this from lanolin. Rub some lanolin on your face when you go swimming in very cold water. It stops you from getting frostbite.

Ghetto Blastin at Best Buy

http://www.break.com/index/bestbuy-dance-off.html


A Best Buy security cam captured three girls dancing to a satellite radio demo. Special guest moves by a Geek Squad member. The real party starts at around the :40 mark

IronClad Triathon: Just to watch

http://www.webbstudents.org/triathlon/

I'm going to go down and watch this Triathlon in Glen Cove tomorrow morning, bright and early (7:30am race start). If anyone is interested in coming with, just let me know.

Steve > you don't count. Your disinvited for living in the greatest city on the East Coast.

Telescope tunnel between London and NYC

http://gothamist.com/2008/05/22/telectroscope_t.php?gallery3609Pic=5#gallery

Brooklyn is my new favorite place to go to, ever. That must be why white people like it.

Hipsters

DUMBO - check

Williamsburg - check
Brooklyn Heights - check
Park Slope - check

Ok, Jon.... let's see the list of things that we need to accomplish this summer. post it up. Here's what I've got from you so far.... at least from last night:

1. Skydiving
2. Camping
3. Whitewater rafting
4. Baltimore (Road Trip)
5. North Fork Wineries
6. Trap shooting (pull!!!!!)
   

construction photo of the week.......

i hate you guys, may this blog RIP.

that is all

so...um....yea......i guess i have no friends....


even though you guys are such dickheads and wont respond to my invitation, im going to post this video....steve, next time we play at your place in beantown, im going to do this.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eTQoNHXGCAc

yoyoyo...FYI, last night tom and i ordered 50 wings at the .10 wing place cause we thought chris, christina, and maybe mike were going to come...it ended up being me and tom and my sister....my sister ordered a burger and tom and i were left to try and eat as many wings as possible--after already eating dinner...wow. fun times.

anyway, tonight is the beginning of the 125 anniversary celebration of the brooklyn bridge. its in DUMBO, and the festivities begin at like 745 i think. there is supposed to be a fireworks display also, which im guessing is later on....you guys want to go? chris? mike? let me know........

done.
Frank should have the email in his inbox.
Does anyone have Eric's email so I can send it to him? I don't have facebook access at work, so I can't even look that shit up.


So are we going skydiving this weekend, or what?

yo mike, frank's email address is Thcurry@fordham.edu

send him the info and lets get this partay on the road.

hey steve...i think you could do this.....try it.

http://www.faniq.com/blog/Video-Urinal-Run-At-The-2008-Preakness-Blog-8960

ESTEBAN...you really coming man?

Please sign me up to hang out with that girl.. She stole Tom's board.

So what are the details for the rafting.
Drive out saturday morning, raft, camp saturday night, drive back sunday morning?
If this is the case, count me in. And, one of my brothers roomates might be in as well to do the drive with me.
Hit me up with the 411.

reservations have been made for 8 people.....

http://www.whitewaterchallengers.com/
Lehigh River, PA
June 8th at 10:40 am.
Exhilirating Tour (Dam release weekend)
Tour Length - Approx 4 hrs (on water)

what are everyone's emails so that I can send you the information???

Jon, Chris, Andrew, Frank, Eric, Tom, Rich, Mike

Any more people interested in coming with? I can add people into the reservations, but let me know quickly. Right? Right? right.

hell yes. skydiving this weekend. is the weather supposed to be nice?

Let's make some reservations and do the damn thing!

Where is the place? Out east?

Also, let's please get some surfing in this weekend. Please. Please. Please.

Thank you.

who wants to go skydiving this weekend?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

I say next time we go to BK we should go to DUMBO.....when we were doing to bike tour we passed there and it seems neat. i took the initiative and got some info...seems like we can have a fun night there.....

http://nymag.com/realestate/articles/neighborhoods/dumbo.htm

Reservations

Ok, im making the reservations today at lunch. Done. Whitewater rafting and camping. Done. Let's start to take stock of what we are going to need.

+ Tents (I have one that sleeps 3 people and Tom has one too. We might need one more.)

+ Something to grill food on.

+ Beer

+ Acoustic guitar

+ Bug repellent

Secondly, I am completely and totally a fan of a wine tasting trip out east for one weekend during the summer. It's usually not too bad to rent a limo for the day if we can get 8 people or so. That's typically the best idea for the following reasons:

• You get to ride around in style.


• You don't have to worry about who's driving.


• You look glamorous as you roll up to the vineyards.


• There is a bar in the car (need i say more?)

Plus, it probably won't be as expensive as chicago. So you have my vote for the wine-tasting. Fo sho.

BROOKLYN >>

I have decided that it is no longer a good idea to forsake brooklyn so much. Let's start only going out in Brooklyn and try to forget about manhattan as much as possible. Let's pick a different neighborhood each time. So far we have seen:

• Brooklyn Heights


• Williamsburg


• Park Slope (??)

soo...i spoke to tom on saturday night, and he sounds to still be down for the camping trip....so...
1. mike
2. jon
3. tom
4. rich
5. chris
6. eric
7. andrew
8. frank
?
?
?
anyone else have any ideas on who we can bring...i cant ask a few more. Mike you made reservations? how many people?

Thought #2
I was looking up trips to chicago this past weekend, and it is more expensive than i thought..unless im looking in the wrong places. bottom line is now that we have our camping trip set up, i want to keep the momentum going...so i want to get a trip set up....if chicago is to much we can do phily...we can even drive there and just get a hotel room....thoughts?........
Thought#3
there were a few other things on my list......cant think of all of them right now, but one i believe was a wine tasting trip out on long island....they got crazy amounts of places out there......

any opinions would be appreciated........

JJ, no worries my man....nothing to special went on this weekend, although your presence was missed.

http://newspaperads.nydailynews.com/SS/Page.aspx?sstarg=&facing=false&secid=45992&pagenum=1

you guys want to go check this out? on thursday night they have a fireworks display?

Friends, Romans.. Sorry I was all MIA this weekend. I was working with Subway aka my higher paying job. Perhaps we can get back on schedule this next weekend? I smell Brooklyn

Alright my turn to speak here.

Firstly, Jon, I will do one of those 5k's with you. just give me details and I'll sign up right now. I am coming home late morning on Friday, but will probably be in the Hamptons by the same evening. This is a big weekend for the Reis residence, meaning it will be packed so I am not so sure housing Mike would be too efficient. What is the situation at your newly renovated place in the hamptoones? I am sure he would like to do one of the 5k's if not both.



Real world...
What is there to say. Amazing! We have to get one of you guys on that. I want to be the friend that comes on the show that all the girls want to fuck. And trust me, It would happen.

Just imagine the possibilities.



My date.
I thought it went well. The girl is pretty cute. Not my ideal chick, but she just wasn't feeling me. Word has it from the girl that introduced us that she is attracted to assholes. I don't have time for that nonsense, so the search continues. I am talking to another girl right now. The beauty of Match.com. Always someone waiting. I have had to put a few on hold, but we will see how things play out. I want more chicks that are friends, not only ones to date.

Maybe some hot asians? cant be so bad.

Firstly, let's make a point of signing up CHRIS CURTIS for the Real World Brooklyn. He has much more muscles than I have and a quiet sort of discontent for anything that doesn't involve copious amounts of scornful drama. He loves this sort of shit. He's bred for it. And with that winning smile, he's definitely the obvious choice.

Gentlemen. I no longer have a home in Westhampton to mooch off of. I made a very powerful decision in my life, and believe me it was as much for your well-being as it was for mine. Now I can search for a new, exciting girlfriend of whom you might find a more endearing affinity. More plainly, please please please set me up for a couple weekends this summer, and I will be in debt to you for a long time, until I find a girlfriend who has a vacation house in Cabo.

Jon (and steve) >> I'm going to drop those surfboards off to you this week. I have two extras that I don't plan on using anytime soon. They are both 6'6" and should be good to get started. You and Tom are definitely coming surfing with me this season. But seriously, let me know if you want them. I certainly dont need three. ridiculous.

Please refer to the following evidence......

Figure 1.1

Let me know about those kids as soon as you can. So far, I have the following people all set with camping/rafting. I am going to make the reservations for 8 people today during lunch.

Steve: Have you spoken with Matty Silva at all? Does he want to go go enjoy the great outdoors with us?

• Mike ( I love the third person!)
• Jon
• Chris
• Andrew Portela
• Frank
• Eric
• Tom
• Rich
  

Esteban whats up man....you have to post photos....it keeps us entertained..

anyway...im going to talk a lot now.....

1. mike what you want to do tonight? you going to be around to chill? watch the yankee-met game somewhere? go out? i am open to ideas.

2. steve, when you coming down for memorial day? friday or saturday? you going straight out to west hampton?

5K on the 24th is southhamton and on the 25th in bridgehampton....i might do one of them, got to get my ass in gear for the half marathon.

3. so the Real World MTV is coming to Brooklyn, NY. shweeeeeeeeet. i was thinking i would sign mike up for the thing. Steve what you think? we could put a nice video together of mike and get him on the show......he could hang out with all sorts of hot chicks and then we could visit him and get on TV. hot CHICKS For Example...

so yea, i think you should do it...they look like nice people.

steve how the ladies treating you? how'd the date go the other night?...i am going to keep asking questions in the hope of promoting healthy conversation.

Mike, i will talk to Tom/Rich/Eric/Frank/ anyone else i can think of about the camping trip, we will get this thing going...Smokey told me to be careful of forrest fires,

i say fuck smokey.....

......inappropriate?

I have to back Mike on this one.

I have seen some not so attractive photos of Fox, but I have NEVER seen a bad photo of Miss Miller. Still Miss right? hopefully one of us will get a chance to change that.

personal #1 for sure. fuck the magazines.

ok, im on a quick 5 minute break from a Project Management Training Session. Gag me and then stab me in the eyes. Seriously.

I have this much. Marissa Miller is hands down my favorite super-model of all time. Not only is she the most smoking hot chick in all the land she is also:

• American Born
• Raised in california (santa cruz)
• an amatuer surfing champion
• doesn't speak into microphones very often. They say the best model is a mute one. I think "they" are right.

Dude, email me if you get bored. I'll have my Blackberry and I need to sort out details for rafting. Did you talk to Frank/Eric/Rich/tom? Tom doesnt have a choice at this point. he already shook my hand regarding the matter. In my opinion, its a sealed deal.

mprince@panynj.gov

http://youtube.com/watch?v=axwMxUBL_ws

mike...i think we may be coming to the end of our wonderful blog my friend...unless we get some more people on here to keep it going, its just me and you going back and forth.....

so..since i like to discuss things...he is a question for you....Maxim comes out with the top 100 yada yada yada....hot chicks, #1 is Marissa Miller (Picture Below)

now she is a personal favorite of mine for some years now...since nick kroll and i used to have her up on our walls in college......

so then FHM comes out with their list....yada yada yada...top hot girls....they have megan fox at #1 (See Photo)

so what i am asking is....there cant be multiple hotest yadad yadayadayda girl is the universe....so who is #1? got any additions, suggestions, explanations?......

she's playing hard to get

Paris Hilton Sex Tracker

http://mapper.nndb.com/maps/806/000000806/

Please please please go to this website and use the "Explore Map" link. You can go to each person in the tree and expand them to see how they link to other hollywood celebrities. It starts to get intense.



I suggest >> Paris Hilton >> Rick Solomon >> Pamela Anderson >> Tommy Lee

That should give you a good start. Enjoy.

PS> I just tried to post this, but got denied because CRIDPATH was too busy trying to post another post. We really should open up this blog to the masses and try to make some $$$$$.

of course i was trying to call...i just didnt know if some female waitress was going to get a hold of you as well.....you know....waitress.......

come on mike...post some photos......

nah man. I dont have any missed calls. were you trying to ring me on the telephone?

yo mike....YOU GET A CALL?????????????????????????????????????????

on the phONE???

She looks better with her clothes off...

no words necessary.....

yyoyooyoyoyo......check this out...lets sign up for it, sounds like a good time.

http://bigapplebbq.org/

1. I love the blue monster
2. I love the suck-it/fk-it/ or leave it aloooone vid. She had man hands
3. Steve, make room for rafting and we won't kidnap you. Plans are in the works
4. HELL YEA LET'S CELEBRATE SCHOOL BEING OUT!!! DRINKS.
To Be Discussed: Kidnappnig of "THE OWL" from SECTOR K.

More/different monsters than I can recollect from my childhood.

So here's what I've got so far for the rafting/camping trip:

• Mike
• Jonathan
• Frank (Jon can you call him up to confirm today?)
• Tom (Jon.... again?)
• Rich (Jon... speak with Tom about this)
• Eric
• Chris Curtis
• Andrew Portela (I'll call him up to confirm)

Oh, just FYI, the damage should be approximately $65. Not too shabby at all for a day of rafting and camping fun. I've got the blunder-bus (a.k.a. Suburban) so we can rock that to PA and save on some gas.

I'll be making the reservations later today, so if you can't go, speak now or forever hold your peace. And hell yes, I think we should celebrate the last day of finals for Chris Chillin. Maybe a place in Port Washington?

Yo dawgs,

Can't do the rafting/camping trip. I wont make it home alive. Probably end up doing something like this.


Kid Falls Out Of Car During Stunt - Watch more free videos

The weekend of the 23rd is memorial weekend and I will not be in boston. Hamptons of course.

For your viewing pleasure.


The Hand-Job Protest Song - Watch more free videos


The Titty Song - Watch more free videos

foReal?

sooooooo hot right now

yo guys i am going to post again since i havent gotten a response yet......i believe today is mr. chris curtis' last day of exams......wahoooooooo.....anyone down to go have a drink tonight? i guess i should ask chris first if he wants to...but if he does, do you guys? let me know yo.

photo...........

.....apparently 13,00 santas gathered in porto, portugal.

weird ass portuguese people

yo dudes whats going on....JJ the BEER GARDEN was of course off the hook...always fun times there, always meet some nice folks....next time you must join us....hope all is well....anyone want to do anything this week? coming weekend?

mr curtis has already informed me that he has taken off the weekend of the 23-25 and wants to go to boston...is anyone else down for this?....then we go camping.......esteban you done being a pussy yet? you going to join us for that?

JJ > You have my complete, unadulterated attention. Let's definitely get an October trip going. How do you feel about..... anywhere that isn't Rome?

• Barcelona
• London
• Germany (Hamburg)
• Germany (Berlin)
• Amsterdam
• French/Italian Riviera

I hear Sweden is lovely this time of year

Hey fellas... Sorry i missed you this weekend, especially the beer garden. So as you may or may not know, I only have a week for vacation. Since I only have a week, I hold on to that like grim death. Anyway I want to make it a good one so I'm forming an exploratory committee to study a possible October trip to Europe. I'm willing to go anywhere. Just want to see if there's any serious interest out there.

DAD? My gosh. Put some clothes on.
Dad, one question. Have you figured out why Mom left you for that handsome slender man?

Is that a beluga whale? Oh no, thats just a fat kid.

In honor of Photo Fridays (RIP) I would like to put out an invitation for you gentlemen to post a series of photos on the blog with a single theme. So feel free to contribute if you'd like, but also feel free not to participate. I just happen to have a penchant for seeing pictures of morbidly obese people. I think its funny and sad all at the same time. It's sort of like watching a train wreck..... you just can't look away.

MuahahHAHAhhahahaha.................sooo yea, if it gets nice out anyone down to go get some din din in brooklyn or something?