theres like a million runners mentioned in there....which one are you referring to?


tell me how this picture makes you feel.........

http://www.usatf.org/news/view.aspx?duid=USATF_2007_12_08_13_13_55

thought you guys might find this interesting. i already knew this, but its funny since i used to see her at meets all the time. i dont think she is that hot, but whatever.

and whats up with me being the only person providing entertainment on this damn board. steve where the hell have you been you bastard.

yo bitches,

my time killing addition for the day is
google maps new street view feature.

check it out. its intense.
just go to google maps and type in your address and then click street view. not all of the island was done but the city was.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/12/11/katv.5yearold.kills.bear.katv

wow

i guess its not really a huge deal that he let you play with his gun, because everyone knows.... guns don't kill people... STEVE kills people.

where's the video? post it up. who busted ass?

Also, I saw this picture in the Metro this morning. It is quite possibly the most terrible/hilarious thing that I have ever seen. That's terrible and hilarious at the same time. I wonder if they're trying to be funny, are just completely jaded, or are fervent conservatives (or liberals?). It's all just so confusing.

alright well my story...it isnt that good, but ill tell ya'll anyway since nobody else shared anything.....

so friday night, i go to fordham for the first track meet of the year. all the alumni come by and watch and then hangout afterwards. so there were a bunch of guys there including my friend Jerrey was there and Jerrey is an NYPD cop who works in the Bronx. He is officially cop in every sense of the word....meaning..he is a dick now (but i love em) he carries his gun everywhere and always talks shit. he drives however he wants and makes lefts on red lights...i was driving with him and thought i was going to die. anyway he was letting everyone play with his gun, which was cool and scarry since we were all drinking...but he took the clip out so have no fear. got some good photos though....

so at 2:30 am we were all hammered and started talking about who was faster (we all ran track so come on dont hold it against us) we all decided to go to the fordham outdoor track and race. it was 3:00am and like 30 degrees out and 4 of the guys are running around the track without shirts on. 2 of them still in their slacks from work and 2 of them in jeans. we found some sneakers for them and they ran. none of them have run in the past 6 months, some longer than that.

got it on tape....one of the kids slipped and fell since it was raining and cold...it was funny as shit. then we went to the bar for a bit and went home. fun times had by all. that was my friday night/saturday morning.

i want to thank all my fans, the writers and producers, and of course, above all I want to thank Jesus, and Snoop Dawg.

Really? You Mailed it? to my office? saweet - good man, ill cherish it forever...or at least until next week when I have to hand it over to the next winner.

Also...
I am debating whether or not I should do this.... next time that I put my lunch in the office refrigerator I want to put it in a brown bag and write in large, bold letters....
"DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT"
Anyone who watches Arrested Development could appreciate that, but what I really want to see is how many people open the bag and look inside.... what did you really expect?


JON! where is the story that you had to share with us about this weekend?

FIRST BLOG CHAMPION!!

Tom Wins!! hooray!
The trophy will be at your office in 3-4 business days via the US Postal Service.
Enjoy being the champion.... this week. But don't get complacent, this Friday's theme has yet to be decided. dum dum dummmmmm.

i wish i was there for that subway series! i would have ruined their video by yelling, "THOSE ARE THE SLUTS FROM TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!!!! DOOO ITTTTTT"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARZxKkBr02Y

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/ny-nypole1211,0,4323180.story?coll=ny_home_rail_headlines

yo check this shit out.

sounds like a plan dudes.....so i hope everyones weekend was good. if anyone has some fun stories please tell, i will wait for you guys to go first and ill add mine later.....also i think that the idea that Mike has come up with is good and should keep us on our toes.

here is a video for you all to see....

http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?categoryId=3076171&brand=expn3

this guys gets f'd up.

Winner? Chris please address this.....

So we are waiting for Cridpath to weigh in on who he thinks the winner is in our "1st Weekly Friday Foto Contest." That's alliteration, boys.
So once the dude decides who he likes than we will hopefully have a winner. As of right now, it's a tie between "I'm and excited little Asian boy" (submitted by Tom) and "HotDogs are delicious!" (submitted by Jonathan).

The trophy will be a dollar bill that will feature George Washington with a Fu-Man-Chu and will read "BLING, BLING" at the top. When you recieve the trophy, feel free to decorate it however you may like. (One major/minor decoration per win, please.... don't forget the trophy will be transferred each week to the next winner!)

i gotta go with the chinese lady eating the dog...do yourself a favor and scroll back down and look at the dogs eyes! complete fear.

tom vote john

ps the two asians caught doing it....are they dudes?

I'm going with Tom's picture, too. Chillin's pic of the two getting caught during sexy time is a close second.

I give it to Tom with the little kid boner picture. haha.

Ok. I'm going to be at the office christmas party, which I just found out starts at 2pm today, so I will not be present for the judging portion of the afternoon.

However, I am actively looking for a trophy for us to use. This trophy (like the stanley cup) will be transferred to the new winner every time we have a contest. I'm thinking that this will have to continue every Friday..... Friday Fights? Picture Playoffs? The Stereotype Series!? Let's get a theme and than rinse and repeat next week.

As for my vote: I would like to nominate Jonathan's Doggie Blowjob Picture.
Stereotype: Asians eat domesticated animals that Americans consider "best friends."

yo martins - tony has a new email address for his new phone? can you pass it on if u got it....thanks....how abut a joke too.. i adjusted it to fit the asian flavor of the day.

ANCIENT CHINESE BUSINESS LESSON

An asian MAN IS GETTING INTO THE SHOWER JUST AS HIS asian WIFE IS FINISHING UP HER
SHOWER, WHEN THE DOORBELL RINGS.
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THE asian WIFE QUICKLY WRAPS HERSELF IN A TOWEL AND RUNS DOWNSTAIRS.
WHEN SHE OPENS THE DOOR, THERE STANDS asian BOB, THE NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.
BEFORE SHE SAYS A WORD, asian BOB SAYS, "I'LL GIVE YOU 800 yen TO DROP THAT
TOWEL. "
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AFTER THINKING FOR A MOMENT, THE asian WOMAN DROPS HER TOWEL AND STANDS NAKED
IN FRONT OF asian BOB AFTER A FEW SECONDS, asian BOB HANDS HER $800 AND LEAVES.
THE WOMAN WRAPS BACK UP IN THE TOWEL AND GOES BACK UPSTAIRS.
WHEN SHE GETS TO THE BATHROOM, HER asian HUSBAND ASKS, "WHO WAS THAT?"
"IT WAS asian BOB THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR," SHE REPLIES.
"GREAT," THE asian HUSBAND SAYS, "DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE 800 yen HE OWES
ME?"
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MORAL OF THE STORY:
IF YOU SHARE CRITICAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO CREDIT AND RISK WITH
YOUR SHAREHOLDERS IN TIME, YOU MAY BE IN A POSITION TO PREVENT AVOIDABLE
EXPOSURE.

ok now that caption won me on that one! cause we all know the only thing funnier than asians, is asians speaking ENGRISH!!



everyones favorite asian...gay asian...



perhaps the asian with the most stereotyped asian "twang"



and this guy is just a college professor from kings point...had him for 3 years...he is as funny as he looks, and holy shit was his engrish hilarious...best part? he taugh "Suppri Chain Rogistics" - if it wasn't for laughing at his lectures in chingrish i would have slept every day. ok i still slept a lot, but there was also a lot of laughing.