Courtesy of JJ Batt

This is amazing JJ. I thought I was bad with girls, but I think now I come in at a close 2nd.


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Let the games begin. I'd like to start us off with an actual email sent to a friend of a friend. At the time the girl receiving this email was at Boston U and it was from a Greek foreign exchange student.

Subject: hi


Hi Dana, how are you ? Are you still feeling bad about the cse
exam ? Dont worry, you will do well in the final.

Next week my friend is making a party, and there will be a lot of
people, maybe around 80. I know it sounds a lot and it will be the
craziest party that this college ever had. The party will be off-campus,
in a big house about 8 minutes from college. My friend told me everything
and I must say that it is really wild. You are welcomed to come if you
want. My friend told me that, at the party, there will be a lot of
drinking everthing from maragritas, cocktails to beers. There is
going to be dancing, stripping(that's right), drinking, games(like strip
poker), and sex (if you are interested). There will be sex, meaning that
if you like someone, you can hook up with that person and have fun doing
sex. I know this is true because I went to his party last month, and
during that party a lot of my friends had sex, including me. I know it
sound too wild and too crazy, but it is fun. I dont know if this party is
your type of party but you tell me.
Now that I mentioned sex, (please dont think of me as a big bad
wolf), are you interesting to have sex with me ? I know that you told me
before that you dont want a boyfriend. I am interested to have sex with
you because I think you are a cool girl and hot too. It doesnt mean that I
want to go on a date with you, since you refused, just that I want to try
sex with you. Please tell me what you think(dont hesistate to tell
me). You can tell me anything honestly. Tell me if you want
to go to this party too ?

bye
andy