An op-ed... In re: 2girls1cup Analysis

Thank you Tom for debunking the myth that girls don't shit. I hope you're happy. That video lead me to do some soul searching. If I have learned anything in life it is that regardless of what situation you find yourself in, you should always look to see what you can learn from it. Building that idea here we have two woman. By society's standards they are relatively decent looking, that is if you can look beyond their shit encrusted face. The both had a mother and a father who at some point probably thought to themselves, this is my daughter and she can be anything she wants. She could even be president of the United States. But right now, she's my little girl. Then something happened, something when horribly wrong. In the course of that little girl's life, the dreams of respectable glory faded away. Maybe its occurred quickly or perhaps it was a slow burn, which happened little by little over time where before you knew it, it was already too late. Who are we to speculate what the catalyst of such an event was, all we can do is opine on the end result. Here we have two women who have decided to enter the seedy world of adult entertainment. In our highly sexualized society this sort of news does not shock the conscience the way it did 30 years ago. However, these two went to the line of what's shocking, looked at the line and decided to do a long jump, Carl Lewis style, right over that line into a big pile of errr...shit. So here we have two women shitting and vomiting shit all over each other. Now what's the motivation? Money? Probably doesn't pay well. We are a capitalist society driven by the laws of supply and demand. I can't imagine there's much a demand for that type of scene. Stardom? I'd say this video would qualify as a skeleton in your closet. The big studios like family friendly skeletons like DWIs or shaving off your hair in front of the paparazzi. Chances are they won't touch you after this. Drugs? Maybe. Do you really need crack that much? I hear it fucks you up but, that bad?

To top it off, eating the shit was not bad enough. They had to throw it up on each other. What was that production meeting like? Going back to my first point, that you can learn something from every situation and experience, maybe this is the first situation where you can't. Maybe I'm a citizen of the rational world where rational people take rational steps to rationalized the irrational events that occur in the world around them. Maybe I'm in shock right now. Maybe there is no way to rationalize 2girls1 cup. Maybe its getting late. Maybe I should get to bed. Maybe I won't wake up tomorrow. After watching that video, lets change that to hopefully I won't wake up. Good night and good luck.