money? fast?
just wake up early on saturday and sunday morning. find out where the immigrant-day workers line up and get in line. you can make like $100 a day breaking your back building some guys deck or roofing his garage. if you're lucky you'll be cutting lawns.

or you could sell your man-juice... like clayton.

or you could go to craigslist, in the free section, pick up some stuff and then try to sell it to other people on craigslist. why have i never thought of that before!?