now that, my friends, is a woman. a sort of womanly woman whose female characteristics make her a shining star for women all over the world. not only is she beautiful, but she's foreign. that may not make her intelligent, but it does make her foreign/exotic. what better relationship to get into than one where you can't understand what the hell she's talking about?

"im sorry, sweetheart, i have no idea what you're talking about. but it sounds very nice... and foreign."