props to your authoratative writing skills - its like youre a lawyer or something... thats the card you should have pulled man, tell her that this gay tease bull shit carries no legal presidence and would never hold up in a court of law and if she wasn't careful you would hold her in contempt!

but honestly though man, everyone knows saturday night is homo guys make out night at the bowling alleys...just like thursday mornings at walt whitman rest stop on the jersersey turnpike between 130-3am behing the mens restroom on the far side of the citgo station........