yo yo yo.
saturday night sounds good to me. i just have to double check with the chick. see, the thing is that i usually make plans with her... forget that i did.... make plans with someone else... and then get in deep trouble. so let me just double check that i dont have a hot date and then we're on, biatches.

where did you guys have in mind? i'm thinking a place where the beer flows like wine.
steve, what the hell is a castanas? aren't those the things flamenco dancers use?



FOR TOM.......

TURTLE: yo, E! I got this six-pack for after the party. One of them kind of looks like kristen and she told me she loves to give head. and since i know that you desperately need it, I'm gonna make sure she gives it to you.

E: she just told you that!?

TURTLE: nah, i told her that I love Derek Jeter and then she told me she loves to give head. Come on man, revenge fuck!

E: So you're saying i should fuck this girl to get back at my ex?

TURTLE: I would.