i need your help

good morning gents, looks like snow in the forecast for today - so i bid you all safe transport (thats what a norwegian told me today...sounds gay).

heres what i need help with. the last couple days i have been struggling with a question that i asked myself and can't seem to answer. it's not something i take lightly and turn to you good men to help me answer.

would you rather have candy corn for teeth or aluminum foil for skin...?

seriously, i can hardly sleep.