Some questions....
1. If you drink hot coffee or tea, will your candy-corn teeth melt? If so, will they grow back instantly or not grow back at all? If they can't grow back, can you go to the candy store and replace your teeth with other candy, such as Luden's Cherry Flavored Cough drops? Will you have to use maple syrup instead of fixodent? Are you diabetic?

2. If you tear your tin-foil skin, can it be repaired with tin foil from the grocery store? Are we considering the tin-foil fire retardant? Waterproof? Can you rust?