Hey Mike. I'm gonna be in the Philly/Atlantic City area tonight and the rest of this weekend to celebrate the fact that a dear friend of mine will soon be engaging in holy matrimony.
Translation: Bachelor party weekend! Gonna get some cheesesteaks, gonna gamble, gonna get drunk and gonna go to the nudy bar.

Oh The Nudy Bar...

"Where you can look at a thigh and blacken an eye, the nudy bar..."

"Where the beer gives you gas but the Bundys kick ass..."