JJ IS A BIGTIME LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!! watch out everyone, or he'll sue you. don't spill a drink on him at the bar... he'll sue you. don't cut him in line.... he'll sue you. don't give him the stink-eye...... he'll sue you. basically, dont even think about doing anything to JJ that you wouldn't be prepared to face a lawsuit over. He'll just plain sue you for being ugly.

Who the fuck is Johnnie Cochran? JJ Batterton, Esq. bitches! that's who's who.

"If the glove don't fit, you're full of shit."