the only thing I have to say about that is....... the south is very, very dirty.

As dirty as Malt-liquor in 40oz bottles.
As dirty as Overalls.
As dirty as Grillz in yo mouf.
As dirty as hydraulics and Lo Rydaz.
As dirty as huffing crystal meth and imagining Leprechauns in trees.
As dirty as calling the news to tell them about said Leprechaun.


I believe that the broadcast should have been titled.... "Residents of Southern neighborhood proven to have serious barbiturate epidemic"