Gentlemen,
This weekend I will be competing in the TOBAY Triathlon. Sunday August 24 at 8am. This is in Oyster Bay. You are all cordially invited to the race and the following breakfast (with sangria).
Please contemplate this invite for the following reasons.
- I will be in spandex.
- It is extremely early in the morning on a Sunday
- I probably don't stand a chance at winning.
- It might be raining.
If that doesn't inspire you. Than please see the attached picture. Trust me, I've been beating the girls away with a stick.
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