I'm up for a competition but my swimming skills only border survival. Anything else, I'm game!

I too was once fat and ugly. Man titties were not fun in middle school. I took the initiative by stepping into the gym and over a year ago, became increasingly involved in martial arts. The key is effort and the ability to change your thinking. Mike, turn that two week trial into a lifetime commitment. If the vibe of the gym doesn't fit, there are plenty more to choose from.