Well, considering that the farthest I ever ran was from first base to third base back in 1994, I think a triathlon would be a bit, how do you say, much. Plus, I know I'm in the wrong place with all you track stars, but I despise running. Why run when you can drive? That's what I say. I'm fairly content with being out of shape because if I've learned one thing in life, it that guys go for looks, girls go for status (see song below). I'm not gonna be around on Sunday, but let me know if your up to anything else this weekend.