Firstly, let's make a point of signing up CHRIS CURTIS for the Real World Brooklyn. He has much more muscles than I have and a quiet sort of discontent for anything that doesn't involve copious amounts of scornful drama. He loves this sort of shit. He's bred for it. And with that winning smile, he's definitely the obvious choice.

Gentlemen. I no longer have a home in Westhampton to mooch off of. I made a very powerful decision in my life, and believe me it was as much for your well-being as it was for mine. Now I can search for a new, exciting girlfriend of whom you might find a more endearing affinity. More plainly, please please please set me up for a couple weekends this summer, and I will be in debt to you for a long time, until I find a girlfriend who has a vacation house in Cabo.

Jon (and steve) >> I'm going to drop those surfboards off to you this week. I have two extras that I don't plan on using anytime soon. They are both 6'6" and should be good to get started. You and Tom are definitely coming surfing with me this season. But seriously, let me know if you want them. I certainly dont need three. ridiculous.

Please refer to the following evidence......

Figure 1.1

Let me know about those kids as soon as you can. So far, I have the following people all set with camping/rafting. I am going to make the reservations for 8 people today during lunch.

Steve: Have you spoken with Matty Silva at all? Does he want to go go enjoy the great outdoors with us?

• Mike ( I love the third person!)
• Jon
• Chris
• Andrew Portela
• Frank
• Eric
• Tom
• Rich
  

Esteban whats up man....you have to post photos....it keeps us entertained..

anyway...im going to talk a lot now.....

1. mike what you want to do tonight? you going to be around to chill? watch the yankee-met game somewhere? go out? i am open to ideas.

2. steve, when you coming down for memorial day? friday or saturday? you going straight out to west hampton?

5K on the 24th is southhamton and on the 25th in bridgehampton....i might do one of them, got to get my ass in gear for the half marathon.

3. so the Real World MTV is coming to Brooklyn, NY. shweeeeeeeeet. i was thinking i would sign mike up for the thing. Steve what you think? we could put a nice video together of mike and get him on the show......he could hang out with all sorts of hot chicks and then we could visit him and get on TV. hot CHICKS For Example...

so yea, i think you should do it...they look like nice people.

steve how the ladies treating you? how'd the date go the other night?...i am going to keep asking questions in the hope of promoting healthy conversation.

Mike, i will talk to Tom/Rich/Eric/Frank/ anyone else i can think of about the camping trip, we will get this thing going...Smokey told me to be careful of forrest fires,

i say fuck smokey.....

......inappropriate?

I have to back Mike on this one.

I have seen some not so attractive photos of Fox, but I have NEVER seen a bad photo of Miss Miller. Still Miss right? hopefully one of us will get a chance to change that.

personal #1 for sure. fuck the magazines.

ok, im on a quick 5 minute break from a Project Management Training Session. Gag me and then stab me in the eyes. Seriously.

I have this much. Marissa Miller is hands down my favorite super-model of all time. Not only is she the most smoking hot chick in all the land she is also:

• American Born
• Raised in california (santa cruz)
• an amatuer surfing champion
• doesn't speak into microphones very often. They say the best model is a mute one. I think "they" are right.

Dude, email me if you get bored. I'll have my Blackberry and I need to sort out details for rafting. Did you talk to Frank/Eric/Rich/tom? Tom doesnt have a choice at this point. he already shook my hand regarding the matter. In my opinion, its a sealed deal.

mprince@panynj.gov

http://youtube.com/watch?v=axwMxUBL_ws

mike...i think we may be coming to the end of our wonderful blog my friend...unless we get some more people on here to keep it going, its just me and you going back and forth.....

so..since i like to discuss things...he is a question for you....Maxim comes out with the top 100 yada yada yada....hot chicks, #1 is Marissa Miller (Picture Below)

now she is a personal favorite of mine for some years now...since nick kroll and i used to have her up on our walls in college......

so then FHM comes out with their list....yada yada yada...top hot girls....they have megan fox at #1 (See Photo)

so what i am asking is....there cant be multiple hotest yadad yadayadayda girl is the universe....so who is #1? got any additions, suggestions, explanations?......

she's playing hard to get

Paris Hilton Sex Tracker

http://mapper.nndb.com/maps/806/000000806/

Please please please go to this website and use the "Explore Map" link. You can go to each person in the tree and expand them to see how they link to other hollywood celebrities. It starts to get intense.



I suggest >> Paris Hilton >> Rick Solomon >> Pamela Anderson >> Tommy Lee

That should give you a good start. Enjoy.

PS> I just tried to post this, but got denied because CRIDPATH was too busy trying to post another post. We really should open up this blog to the masses and try to make some $$$$$.

of course i was trying to call...i just didnt know if some female waitress was going to get a hold of you as well.....you know....waitress.......

come on mike...post some photos......

nah man. I dont have any missed calls. were you trying to ring me on the telephone?

yo mike....YOU GET A CALL?????????????????????????????????????????

on the phONE???

She looks better with her clothes off...

no words necessary.....

yyoyooyoyoyo......check this out...lets sign up for it, sounds like a good time.

http://bigapplebbq.org/

1. I love the blue monster
2. I love the suck-it/fk-it/ or leave it aloooone vid. She had man hands
3. Steve, make room for rafting and we won't kidnap you. Plans are in the works
4. HELL YEA LET'S CELEBRATE SCHOOL BEING OUT!!! DRINKS.
To Be Discussed: Kidnappnig of "THE OWL" from SECTOR K.

More/different monsters than I can recollect from my childhood.

So here's what I've got so far for the rafting/camping trip:

• Mike
• Jonathan
• Frank (Jon can you call him up to confirm today?)
• Tom (Jon.... again?)
• Rich (Jon... speak with Tom about this)
• Eric
• Chris Curtis
• Andrew Portela (I'll call him up to confirm)

Oh, just FYI, the damage should be approximately $65. Not too shabby at all for a day of rafting and camping fun. I've got the blunder-bus (a.k.a. Suburban) so we can rock that to PA and save on some gas.

I'll be making the reservations later today, so if you can't go, speak now or forever hold your peace. And hell yes, I think we should celebrate the last day of finals for Chris Chillin. Maybe a place in Port Washington?

Yo dawgs,

Can't do the rafting/camping trip. I wont make it home alive. Probably end up doing something like this.


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The weekend of the 23rd is memorial weekend and I will not be in boston. Hamptons of course.

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foReal?

sooooooo hot right now

yo guys i am going to post again since i havent gotten a response yet......i believe today is mr. chris curtis' last day of exams......wahoooooooo.....anyone down to go have a drink tonight? i guess i should ask chris first if he wants to...but if he does, do you guys? let me know yo.

photo...........

.....apparently 13,00 santas gathered in porto, portugal.

weird ass portuguese people

yo dudes whats going on....JJ the BEER GARDEN was of course off the hook...always fun times there, always meet some nice folks....next time you must join us....hope all is well....anyone want to do anything this week? coming weekend?

mr curtis has already informed me that he has taken off the weekend of the 23-25 and wants to go to boston...is anyone else down for this?....then we go camping.......esteban you done being a pussy yet? you going to join us for that?

JJ > You have my complete, unadulterated attention. Let's definitely get an October trip going. How do you feel about..... anywhere that isn't Rome?

• Barcelona
• London
• Germany (Hamburg)
• Germany (Berlin)
• Amsterdam
• French/Italian Riviera

I hear Sweden is lovely this time of year

Hey fellas... Sorry i missed you this weekend, especially the beer garden. So as you may or may not know, I only have a week for vacation. Since I only have a week, I hold on to that like grim death. Anyway I want to make it a good one so I'm forming an exploratory committee to study a possible October trip to Europe. I'm willing to go anywhere. Just want to see if there's any serious interest out there.

DAD? My gosh. Put some clothes on.
Dad, one question. Have you figured out why Mom left you for that handsome slender man?

Is that a beluga whale? Oh no, thats just a fat kid.

In honor of Photo Fridays (RIP) I would like to put out an invitation for you gentlemen to post a series of photos on the blog with a single theme. So feel free to contribute if you'd like, but also feel free not to participate. I just happen to have a penchant for seeing pictures of morbidly obese people. I think its funny and sad all at the same time. It's sort of like watching a train wreck..... you just can't look away.

MuahahHAHAhhahahaha.................sooo yea, if it gets nice out anyone down to go get some din din in brooklyn or something?

Hey STEVE....LOSER

i'll probably just be posting the same thing twice on the blog.

but seriously. sorry about abandoning ship last night. let's get something going for tonight.

I'll either be checking out my buddies band and drinking, or sleeping and drinking via a feeding tube.

I'll either be checking out my buddies band and drinking, or sleeping and drinking via a feeding tube.

whats everyone doing tonight?.....

See It

Fellas. My apologies for being so lax on entering onto this site. Been madness here. Layoffs and new projects and dates and bike tours and all kinds of good stuff.

Not sure the rafting is going to work for me. My bro is down, but he is in NY at that time so doesn't help my cause. Giff is traveling that weekend. I will ask Matty.

No Marathon for me yet.

Jon, Look below.


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If it's just gonna be the three of us (and steve) than we should instead plan a trip that does not involve driving to the poconos. Possibilities include:

• Miami (my family has a place on the beach) $120 round trip?
• Boston (Steve has a condo in Cambridge)
• Chicago (Heather Rennie has an apartment that we are invited to)
• Skydiving (Eastern LI)
• Hamptons?

I surrender. Hopefully Tom is defecting. He said he was going to try to reschedule his civic duty.

damnson....so MIKE!!!!! right now its me, you, and chris and mother nature huh.....motherfuckers....esteban what the hell else you got to do?....you want to go somewhere else that weekend? i just want to get something set up since we keep saying we are going to do something.....i am open to suggestions although i would still like to go camping if we can get some more people other than me, mike, and chris.......

perhaps if you could join us on the blog senor steve we could discuss.


ooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO.....called you out son.

volcanic eruption in chile triggers lightning....crazy shit.

Things have come to be that Jonathan and myself are challenging each other in picture cool-offs. It's sort of like a dance-off, but instead of dancing we'll be posting pictures to a blog.

A very unceremonious challenge, to say the least.

But let's reflect on the camping situation for a second.
Mike > He's in. He's also speaking in the 3rd person.
Jon > He's in. Cool.
Chris > Down for the cause. I like it
JJ > Scottish friend is in town. No go.
Tom > being shipped to Fallujah for the weekend to join in Operation Iraqi Freedom. Nope.
Steve > probably too far to drive in one weekend just to go into the woods and sleep on the ground.

Steve, please invite Matty Silva to come with us as well. If he goes, you have to come. Also, your brother and Gifford.

yo mike how about you and me just go back and forth to see who can post the coolest photos....

BOOMBOX via google.

today is wednesday, may 07 2008. We will be following the morning get-the-fuck-to-work schedule....

I signed myself up for the full nyc marathon last night. It's a lottery so keep your fingers crossed. Also... I will be away for the half marathon, so sorry, but I can't make it to that one.

Regardless, the camping trip is going to be off the telephone receiver (a.k.a. 'Hook', a.k.a. 'Handle"). I'm waiting to hear from the rest of the people. Now gentlemen, most importantly, is this going to be GUYS WEEKEND? or are we going to invite the girls too?

so it sounds as if the camping trip is off to a good start in terms of people attending.......this weekend i cant do anything, but either of the 2 following weeks i was thinking about going up to boston cause i havent been there in a while and steve said he was going to have a 'performance outerwear party'

yo steve...wtf...you dont have five minutes to come and say something to us....and post a picture while youre at it.....

I am in for the camping trip! I will also sign up for the NYC marathon lottery. There's enough time to train starting today (I just ran... FAST!).

OOOooooOOoppPpppPPPsssss....


she said a bad word.....http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/05/06/hotclicks.0506/index.html

mike.....

see below......

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does that look like an arrow?

JON!
POST THE LINK TO REGISTER FOR THE LOTTERY OF THE MARATHON!!!!

http://www.nyrr.org/races/2008/nychalf/app_choices.asp

now that we are talking about running..i have to get motivated...so im going to post some pictures from online of my greatest running accomplishment...i peaked sophomore year of college...4x800 meters at IC4A champs. hawked down like 4 dudes and ran a PR of 1:54. never ran faster. but i got some ill shots.

dude, dont be greedy. give me the Link. I need the Link in order to get to the page to register. I really dont want to SEARCH for it on GOOGLE.

LINK LINK
LINK LINK
LINK LINK
LINK
link

mike...i most def. just signed up for the race lottery. shweeeeeeeeet

Ok, first of all..... if it's a foot race. You know that I'm down. That is alot of miles to run, so we're going to need to start running our little faces off.



I will lace up the old P.F. Flyers and get straight to work. Let's race the thing and then run the marathon. I'm very very down for a marathon. How hard could it be?



More seriously though, I think you have to enter a lottery for the NYC marathon. So, let's look into that and enter. Even if you decide not to run it (steve) let's still enter the lottery anyway. I think you (steve) may change your mind about marathons soon enough.

Link: http://www.nyrr.org/races/2007/nychalf/

so....ive been doing some research into the next endeavor that i would like to try....there is a NYC half marathon at the end of july......anyone down? if i can get my ass to start working out and running more i would like to do this--with the ultimate goal of running the NYC marathon in november..........whos with me?

Ok, I have spoken with Thomas and Steve. So far, so good.

JJ >> where are you? I sent you a text message. Let me know if you want to ride the great Lehigh river with us.

Jon >> Have you spoken with Nora regarding this adventure? Margaret and Eric?

Chris >> Dude. Where do you stand? Are we going to fight against mother nature in the comfort of our campground?

Steve >> Any word from G-money or A-dubs? You know who I'm talking about....


All I can say is that we are going to have to build a campfire of equal significance to this one below. As you can see, its a mere 10 stories tall. I know we can do better. And remember..... only you can prevent forest fires.

sorry mike...i knew i could count on you....im so down for the trip. cant wait. i'll bring the beer, and the marshmallows.....

also, you didnt notice the guy in the photo falling off his bike? funny shit.

i hate you too.

let me know about whitewater rafting..... NOW.

i hate all of you

Ok gentlemen. I'm going to be making the reservations this week.
The weekend of June 7th.

http://www.whitewaterchallengers.com/lehigh/lehigh-whitewater.asp

Saturday June 7th - Drive to PA and White water raft the Lehigh River
Saturday June 7th (night) - camping at the Rafting place, or at another campground
Sunday June 8th - wake up and drive home

$57 to raft
$7.50 to camp
Total = $64.50

Let me know if you can come ASAP. Like today or tomorrow. Thanks.

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/05/05/2008-05-05_stricken_five_boro_tour_biker_owes_his_l.html

this is why we had to wait so long yesterday......damn.

Also, another photo of some fine females...these chicks are older, but still hot. damn.

Fun times this weekend i must say......Jose's on saturday night was rather fun and we should stop by his place more often now....sunday was an experience....i want to thank esteban and senor prince for riding the street of NYC with me for the day. my ass hurts, but it was a lot of fun, and we should def. get a lot more people together for it next year.....get a boom box to the back of the bike and have a good time.

so yea....lets get something together for this week sometime....when are you guys free?

and since we are all posting picture now...he is mine....i dont really know whats going on....but it is from the bike tour. still looking for some of ours---

here we go yo,
here we go yo,
so what so what so what's the scenario?

I love A Tribe Called Quest...... actually that's the only song i know. But I love that song. Hence........

whats the deal for tonight? Let's do work, sons.





Also, my new resolution is to post a picture/video/link/something fun with every single post I make. This way our blog will be a more colourful and happier place.

http://www.break.com/index/bride-catches-fire_1.html

i take your video and raise you this one.......so what you want to do tonight? you really want to go to olive garden? we will go somewhere...ill pick................dont really feel like going to olive garden. ill get you some carbs...dont worry.

the only thing I have to say about that is....... the south is very, very dirty.

As dirty as Malt-liquor in 40oz bottles.
As dirty as Overalls.
As dirty as Grillz in yo mouf.
As dirty as hydraulics and Lo Rydaz.
As dirty as huffing crystal meth and imagining Leprechauns in trees.
As dirty as calling the news to tell them about said Leprechaun.


I believe that the broadcast should have been titled.... "Residents of Southern neighborhood proven to have serious barbiturate epidemic"

Dinner tonight? Martty Mart, I will call you when I am approaching the beautiful island that is also long.

No comments on this video I have posted? Is fantastic material.