I missed out on yesterday too, dangit. How about a gathering this wknd?

What's going on fellas? I forgot to check in yesterday so sorry about missing pizza. I'll be in the city tomorrow night seeing another show at the Mercury Lounge around 10:30 so if you guys will be the city that night look me up.

whoa, it's dead in here today, huh? everyone should check in for a role call or something.

I figured I'd give you kids a little something in terms on linkage since you're always usually posting up sweet videos or links.

PS. Tom, where did you find that "2Girls 1assignment"?

these dudes are like real graffiti-criminals... but they're dork levels are HIGH.
http://www.graffitiresearchlab.com
Scroll all the way down to the "Projects" menu and watch:
*Light Criticism
*Laser Tag

yo yo yo. i'm not sure that I can make it. I've got dinner reservations to take out ma-dukes for her birthday.

what's the story for tomorrow night? you fellas gonna go out and get into some trouble? go karting? hmmm.

im down for a get together....mike? chris? JJ?

have a few beers, pizza, and watch some thursday night football?

whos is?

0%? fuck that, teachers just don't understand.

TONIGHT.........
Anybody interested in a little pizza and brew?

FRIDAY NIGHT.......
What if i told you there was an indoor go kart track on long island. Would that be something you are interested in?

Not to beat it to death but...

Two Girls One really bold school assignment.

haha funny commercial

I wouldn't mind having a bunch of little mes running around the world.
EXCITING!!!

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money? fast?
just wake up early on saturday and sunday morning. find out where the immigrant-day workers line up and get in line. you can make like $100 a day breaking your back building some guys deck or roofing his garage. if you're lucky you'll be cutting lawns.

or you could sell your man-juice... like clayton.

or you could go to craigslist, in the free section, pick up some stuff and then try to sell it to other people on craigslist. why have i never thought of that before!?

t-shirts man...thats where its at. design some shirts and sell them to stores.....

I am still debating what I want to do with that. With her or a different one. Maybe a cougar would be smarter than a milf but the milf thing is so hot. And so are the ones here. The one that seems to be really into me isn't the hotest one but it doesnt matter. Ah fucking A. A guy dreams for this opportunity and now its knocking at my door and I don't know what to do with it. Any suggestions?

Secondly, anyone got good ideas on how to make lots of money fast? I've ruled out prostituting myself although that might be fun for a while. Sell drugs? Pimp some hoes? stock market? sell custom socks? establish my own line of jock straps?

steve you sick fucker. so hows your lady friend doing?

what the fuck is wrong with people. not something you should be teaching your kid. guarantee this kid does some gross shit like 2 girls 1 cup when he gets to be 7 yrs old.

quite in here today huh!!

here is a little something to break up your day jon
kermit the frog watching 2 Girls 1 Cup

whats going on boys...hope everyone had a nice monday....but seeing as it is tuesday now we are well on our way to the weekend...anyone got any ideas or plans?

helps me get through the week.

Proceed with caution, Steve. If there is any relationship you should be breaking up its the one with the Patriots Cheerleader. Giggity giggity gew

worst case scenario youre a home wrecker, best case scenario your everyones hero.


everyone want to be a hero. no one wants to be a home wrecker.


be a hero.

steve you slut....stop thinking and get 'er done.

take it to the copy room, dude.
and then send us the photocopies of her ASSSS.

fuck that adult bullshit. scope this out.

the following is part of an email exchange between me and a woman who formally worked with me (mike - you met her, Dawn that we went to the Sox game with). She no longer works here but still talks to me and two other women who still work here. So just about everyone in my company is having affairs so this is a big topic of conversation. She went out to dinner with these two women last week and had this to tell me.



Me to Dawn

hahaha you should have gone with it.

talk about anything else exciting?

are you feeling better?
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Dawn to Me

Much better – I was ok by later that night but I really wasn’t doing well when I left. I felt like I was going to faint.

Yes, we talked about how Jen said she would sleep with you.
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ME to Dawn

oh that's shitty.

she said it on her own or did you bring it up?
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Dawn to Me

She started talking about you and how she thinks you’re so hot and if you had a girlfriend, etc etc. I just responded to what she was saying. I did not initiate any of it. Looks like she’s your #1 fan.
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So this woman Jen is a mother of Two and is married to a guy who I know who also works here. This is an interesting situation and from what I've been told she is not the only MILF here that would jump my bones. Ah, how to attend to this wonderful predicament.

hey jon!
now that i know youre a notary, i'm going to have to bother you and ask you for a favor. i would get my dad to do it, but i guess that's illegal. if you wouldnt mind, could you notarize a form for me? we'll talk details/compensation later? I can't believe you're a notary.

man, we're adults. this blows.

the slopes were pretty solid for thanksgiving. a bit of ice which is normal. decent park setup. bitter cold on Saturday. wish my board was in better shape. couldn't hold an edge so I was really carving. more of a balancing act while sliding down the mountain. eh not the worst. all in all, its too fucking expensive. but oodles of fun.


mikey - check your gmail.

yeah paintbal was fun - couple observations...
1) rental goggles suck worse than playing with no goggles at all
2) wearing multiple layers helps cushion the welting
3) the victor of a real gun battle must always be determined by who is facing into the sun
4) further to # 3, sunglasses are the key to victory (that and intimidating your enemy by running naked onto the field)
5) field paint is a bitch
6) if you can jump higher than your IQ in inches, you are automatically disqualified from working at any and all paintball facilities.

paintball was tiiight. except for when I got taken out, two rounds in a row, by my own team-mates. those fuckers were just jealous of my agressive para-military tactics. Tom did hit the floor pretty hard, though, on the last one.

seriously, we need to get a hold of ourselves.... less martinis and more 40s.
tom... hows your head feeling? did it explode on saturday night?
steve.... how was the shredding?

paintball was a grand time....shot of the day had to be Tom getting snipped in the neck from above while me, mike, and tom were trying to storm the castle in the last game....and then while Tom is screaming in pain, Mike yelling at him to whipe the paint off his neck and keep going.....priceless.

also, shout outs to girly martinis in Brooklyn, good times.

So how was paintball? Who got worked and who got worked harder? Any pictures of welts? Please keep the photos to non disgusting regions of the male human body.

Attack of the Two Headed Cat

Lil' Bit

Hey kids.. Due to a previous family engagement, I won't be able to make paintball. Give em hell , guys!

hahaha those are fucking gross. I can see why you vomited in your mouth.

on a side note, Google my full name Steven Portela for those of you who dont know. The 7th thing that comes up is someones blog. the person calls themself joyfulchristian. they refer to a steven portela from northeastern. what the fuck is this? I have no clue how this person knows who I am nor what they are referring me to. weird shit.

ok so i just went to look up std pictures and post something like that but got about 3 photos of penis damage deep and threw up in my mouth. ill just stick with being a lepper.

if its not leprosy, i certainly hope that it's not lupus!

your not coming down with leprosy are you?

yoooo so bad news kids- im getting hit by something, feel like crap and afraid i wont be a very good host - ness and i decided to postpone the party tonight and instead will have a xmas and/or kwanza party in december....sorry kids but cant be sick fo t-day!

as for paintballs - aint nuttin gunna stop dat - and ill have the guy resend it to mikey & co. sorry for the inconvenience

TOMMMMM!
where's my freaking evite!? everyone got one except for me. im soo stupid. i have no friends!

michaeljohnprince@gmail.com
prince.s@neu.edu <<---my brother

Indians... taking back what's mine!

pick a paintball team......indians or pilgrims.....you must dress accordingly....

im gunna be an indian...modern indian....cheap polyester suit, outside a casino drunk on cheap gin and addicted to meth.

chris....take a break from work and come on down...JJ bring some of your sophisticated lawyer friends.

most def - figure manana nite some time after 730? 8 ish perhaps?

yes! thomas.... if you're hosting, i'll bring the bubbly. if not, let's roll to the st. james.


PS. i mentioned to my bro about the paintball, any problems with him coming with??? his email is prince.s@neu.edu

tom you know my email...just no more movies.

so anyone figure out about tomorrow night? tom this partay still on?

michaeljohnprince@gmail.com

i'm in for paintball! Cridpath@gmail.com

yo - i need everyones email for paintball - youre gunna get an evite with details and how to pick teams

Mikey - sounds like you are talking about the Midwest Grill on Cambridge Street. This is the place you went with Matty that has the never ending meat service until you flip the card to red that is.
My brother sold all his paintball stuff last I remember. I hope he didn't sell my stuff in the midst of it all.

Pain/Paintball

who doesnt like a good shot in the ass?

Mike- check

Tom-check

Jonathan-check

Steve-Loser

Chris-?

JJ-?

you guys coming to paintball?

paintball saturday - and lets say that its a disorganized organized event...we have about 20 or so guys from work, school, friends, family etc etc - no super serious players, everyone i know is renting equipment...

hey!
so paintball on friday? are we going to an actual place or are we just gonna find a place to play with our own stuff? do you guys all have guns? steve, doesnt andrew have like 3 or more? can we borrow them?

and steve, whats the name of a good portuguese restaurant in Inman Square? I know there are a couple around that area.... a lady from work was asking me about it. Thanks dude.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_finds_working_at_work

WOW.....

some strange people in this world.

So---Wed night. Party at the Perri's. Whos is?

1guy1bike

What the fuck!?!

Also, I have learned there is a sequel to 2girls1cup. It's 2girls1finger. As a journalist it was my duty (no pun intended) to watch it. Lets just say its as bad as the original only there is no room for doubt on whether it is real or not. That shit (Again, no pun intended) is real.

i dont know if you guys have looked at these comics yet but they are fabulous.

ELEPHANT DREAM

No prob JMar. I'll catch you next time. I'm not gonna be around tonight or tomorrow but, we'll do something next week.

a lot more where that one came from.... check them out.
a whole days worth of enjoyment.

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF235-Road_Test.gif#218

yoyoyoyo....im down for some paint.

also, JJ my man im am sorry i couldnt make it last night. i didnt leave the office till 10:30 0r so. Def want to do something tonight or tomorrow though if you are going to be available.

in the words of Johnny Drama..."I got your back bro."

hooded sweatshirts are key...that, and no mercy.

JJ come on man i know you have plenty of celebratory energy looking to escape via paintball. That plus I can guaruntee people will be needing both medical and legal consultation at this place. Why chase ambulances, when you can have the ambulances come to you!

Yea. Im in VT that weekend.

Jon- the only way you will survive is with a tank and 4 military trained guys protecting you. No pillow will keep you safe.

does that mean youre not playing biatch?

Tom you know im down for this. I just need to get a different mask and a fucking pillow to put under my clothes and im straight.

who wants to get schooled?

haha the HIV paintball... sounds inviting.
that place looks awesome. the themed fields are sweet. especially the castle. I've played at cousins. this place looks cooler.
I have a gun and the rest of the gear if anyone wants to borrow it.

who wants paintball???

im going to intentionally get into an accident on the way home tonight, just so i can be your first client!!

ALSO - theres a group of guys going to play paintball the saturday after thanksgiving in coram at a place called high velocity paintball. the invite is open -let me know if anyone is interested, take a look at the place it is fucking cool. and everything included is only like 40 bucks (cheaper than the other place'cousins').

www.hivipaintball.com

Thanks guys! I think my friend Mike is trying to set something up for tonight. I'll let you know where and when.


now lets start suing someone!!!

so no drinks tonight? come on..

So this man walked into a bar...
OUCH!!!


Congrats JJ!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU ARE A LAWYER AND THIS MAN IS GAY. But god damn it the tune it catchy.

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SweeeeeeEEEeeeEEt MAN!

Congrats JJ.....want to have some drinks tonight?

JJ Esq. I passed the bar!

Strike up the band!

whats up assholes...thanks for entertaning me while im at work....so will you guys be able to attend the 2nd annual thanksgiving day bash?

WHERE IS EVERYONE.....WORKING OR SOMETHING???

if youre not too busy working check this shit out..........

http://nyc.myopenbar.com/

free booze is good

A Man goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since the man is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. The man comes out after being in the room for five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "Not good at all," says the man, "I bit her nipple, she let out this huge fart and then flew out the window!"

guys come on.......

Dont forget, mark your calendars - the 2nd annual Thanksdrinking party is the night before Thanksgiving at the Double D Den....this time with furniture though, so thats cool i guess.....

here is something nice for you boys to end the day on...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/6744

So I walked into my home last night and found Cooper looking like this....







I can't figure out what happened.

jeezus christ talk about a show stopper...i swear its not true, just one of those jokes thats told in the first person and equally horrible as it is funny thanks to a quick punch at the end.

Again, it was awkward and I regret it.

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

my email is jonmartins@jandaconcrete.com

whats the mail at J and A - im not gunn attach them, put i posted them online and you can get them from there if you want...

maybe ill just come by and upload them instead of email...that is a pain.

yo also - j money i got all those pictures but dont know the best way to get them too you....post them here?

props to your authoratative writing skills - its like youre a lawyer or something... thats the card you should have pulled man, tell her that this gay tease bull shit carries no legal presidence and would never hold up in a court of law and if she wasn't careful you would hold her in contempt!

but honestly though man, everyone knows saturday night is homo guys make out night at the bowling alleys...just like thursday mornings at walt whitman rest stop on the jersersey turnpike between 130-3am behing the mens restroom on the far side of the citgo station........

Fuck that Biatch. punch Jane in the face and go hangout with her hot sister or something....does she have a sister?

Hahahaha JJ
You tell the story so well. From my point of view, Plain Jane wasn't giving me any action, just teasing by sitting on my lap, so I leaned over and starting eating the boys face. He was Yummmmmmmy!!!

2 Beautiful dates,,,well, not really

Date on friday was good. Nothing really to report. The wackiness ensues on Saturday.
So a little background for those who came late to the show. Back in September, I was at a friend's party when I met this girl we well call "Agent Orange". Within I'd say 5 minutes of talking with her, she said that she wanted to hook me up with her friend "Plain Jane" . Fast forward to the thursday before we went to Boston, Agent Orange, Plain Jane and a friend of mine from school meet up at this bar. Plain Jane was, well, plain looking and it matched her personality. She may or may not have had good teeth. They seemed very dark but, I couldn't really tell because the bar was dark. My suspicions of her poor dental hygiene were heightened, when I found out she's an occasional smoker. However, I wasn't totally turned off so I agreed to meet up again. I went to school with Plain Jane's roommate and it happened to be her birthday. We all met up at a local bowling establishment to celebrate. I get there and Plain Jane is arm-in-arm with some guy. My initial thought was that's a bit weird but maybe there is nothing to it. Plain Jane, after some prodding by Agent Orange, came over to say hi and we engaged in your average generic conversation. After talking for a few moments she went back to join her friend who she was arm-in-arm with, only now she sat on his lap!?! At this point I'm like what the fuck? I'm supposed to be set up with this broad and she's sitting on his lap? What the hell was going on? My answer to that very question was soon graphically answered. You see, friends, this guy who Plain Jane was sitting on, was sitting next to another guy. Soon after Plian Jane got comfortable, both guys looked at each other and then started making out. Yes, guy on guy action in all it's horror all while Plain Jane sat on the first guy's lap and watched like it was game 7 of the world series.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville — because I didn't talk to that bitch
for the rest of the night.

Time of death of that potential relationship: 10:15 EST

veteran's day on veteran's highway....whats that like?

nah i aint got the pictures, they are home....ill up load them tonight and send theymto you.

WTF....you guys observing Veterans Day or something.....

you guys need to watch this...

Tom you have the photos from yesterday?

i want to thank you JJ for that piece of video genius. good find. but how about that date this weekend?

shout out to matty silva and his trip down to NYC. next time another shot for you my friend.

LMFAO. Who would've thought john mayer was soo fkng funny. lately he's been doing alot of comedy. Best part is them standing atop the table looking so gay and dandy saucing each other... i think we've witnessed a classic moment. cheers jb

Inappropriate you say???

How about 2guys1cup.com?


Editors note: This is a parody. Nothing like the original.

someone say something inappropriate....where is that kid with the 8 legs again?....come on!

where the fuck is everyone??

ok so i still dont know what time its open till but just so everyone knows we passed within two miles of three "five guys" on the way to boston this past weekend. nexttime we go, were stopping at every single one.

ok further to my last - yes its open till tennnnnn oclock tonight

im pretty sure its open till 10 - ill check today.

if you have facebook do youself a favor and search "30 Reasons girls should call it a night" - go into the photos.....search for girls you know.....then laugh at them.

yo tom...you know what time the Five Guys are open till?...


Address:
138 Montague StBrooklyn, NY 11201

so we still doing this? who can go? and what time?

oh oh ohhhh
can we go to Buddy and Pal's Place... pretty pretty please.
that place looks sweet. but only if we go with those 5 guys.

sweet mang....5 guys. steve. tom. mike. chris. holler. what time is it open till? we can go out somehere in brooklyn for a bit like we did last time........

ha just noticed the two guys with fanny packs. I don't hang with guys that wear fanny packs. pick another 5 guys.

bull horns around the room!!! ahhhhhhhhh rock on

These five guys?

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yoooo bitches
wtf?

firstly, michael. a castana is a chestnut. we Portuguese make roasting chestnuts a family event. Go figure. The things that the dancers use are called (possibly incorrect spelling) castanets.

secondly, everyone else, I am coming home tomorrow during the day. Am I allowed to come and hang out with those 5 guys? pretty pleaseeeeeee....

fuck how do i add a youtube video like you guys?
im retarded and cant figure anything out in this goddamn thing

does this work?

five guys tomorrow night....mike you want to go? its like heaven....chris? JJ? take your date there.

Thanks for the suggestions. I like the 5 Guys suggestion! Anyway, I won't be around saturday either because I'm meeting up with this other girl. Don't hate the playa...

"Big Ups" to you mr silva, nice to have you with us...please kindly disregard any blog entries made between 3:52-3:54 PM on Friday October 26, 2007.

JMar, when do the folks return?? How about burgers manana in B-town?

SATNITE!? Im in, and I will actively volunteer my better half a well. Just pick a time and a place. Let's make it interesting.

MIKEEEE....aight mang. saturday night its on......

Matt
Mike
?
?
?

lets see if we can pull something together....Steve its probably better that you dont come out...being a little biatch from boston you'll probably be asleep by 1:00 anyway....

oooooOOOOooOOOoooOOOO

yo yo yo.
saturday night sounds good to me. i just have to double check with the chick. see, the thing is that i usually make plans with her... forget that i did.... make plans with someone else... and then get in deep trouble. so let me just double check that i dont have a hot date and then we're on, biatches.

where did you guys have in mind? i'm thinking a place where the beer flows like wine.
steve, what the hell is a castanas? aren't those the things flamenco dancers use?



FOR TOM.......

TURTLE: yo, E! I got this six-pack for after the party. One of them kind of looks like kristen and she told me she loves to give head. and since i know that you desperately need it, I'm gonna make sure she gives it to you.

E: she just told you that!?

TURTLE: nah, i told her that I love Derek Jeter and then she told me she loves to give head. Come on man, revenge fuck!

E: So you're saying i should fuck this girl to get back at my ex?

TURTLE: I would.

god DAMN steve! stop ruining everything. anyone else....anyone....is this thing on?

yo yo matty silva....
sat night is castanas night for me.... which if i remember ends up being a semi late event so if it isnt too late, ill try and meet you fuckers.

matt welcome to the partay my man....so is everyone down to do something on sat night? steve?mike? chris? JJ you got another date? Tom?

i'm up for friday night. i'll have to sneak away from work but whatevaa

NYC this weekend

Hey all,

Mix Master Matt here... Just wanted to let ya'll know that I'm gonna be in NYC this Saturday night so we should all link up and enjoy a night free from semi-attractive girls who claim to be Harvard Med students. Ya dig?

Matt

JJ...place downtown by union square..La Lanterna...good shit.

JJ - there is a little place i like to bring my lady friends to in brooklyn close to the water - the ambiance is charming and the price is right and every time i have been there they have complimentary peanuts ;)

so take on down to five guys, walk to the brooklyn bridge, tell her to look out over the harbor, slip a ruffie in her soda and dance the night away.....

as for the rest of us...wow looks like ill be hanging with j money, its cool man, we dont need them to have fun.....sniffle sniffle....

damn man its like the parting of the red sea over here.....

I'm not gonna be around Friday night. Got a date with with a sweet lady. Anyone have a good spot in Manhattan for drinks? The places I usually go to are dives.

I cant leave work early and I won't be in till late. I guess depending on what time I get in, I might be able to meet you somewhere.

eh, shitty. i am gonna be in jersey on friday night. its my last night in the dirty-dirty!
i'm moving all of my personal belongings on satruday back to my parents place. saturday night???

do you guys have off of work on monday for veteran's day? working for the government is gonna be tiiight. i think we get off for all the jewish, christian, protestant, muslim, hindu, sikkh, and atheist holidays too.

is "pizza pizza beer beer" a place? (like little ceasars.) or is it just a lifestyle?

sounds good to me....steve what time you getting down here friday night? leave work early motherfuker....JJ? Chris? Mike? you guys down for some beers and pizza on friday? then we can go out afterwards?

yeah no kidding.....i thought it was something i said....everyone cleared out quick.....im just glad your here.....pizza pizza beer beer friday night???

where the fuck you sons of bitches at? somebody entertain me......

Ari Goldism of the day..................

"Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! "

"You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday. "

That is all, carry on.

what the fuck is that? west side story in short shorts?!?!

as for the little freak....i dont know....hand job jokes come to mind, but shes a little young.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eGCsEQ15L4&NR=1

yo check this shit out...its intense....TOM..yo im am awaiting a clever comment from you on the kid with 8 legs.....give me someting good.

also, steve, whats matts email? invite him to join in our fun.

that kid is considered a goddess??? then why the operation? she could be like one of those Hindu-prophet type people. People from all over the world could travel to worship her. right? plus, she'd probably be nasty at crab-soccer.

I was just coming on to post the pic of the squid kid but, Chris beat me to it.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................................................

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/girl-with-eight-limbs-undergoes-surgery/20071106081709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

now that, my friends, is a woman. a sort of womanly woman whose female characteristics make her a shining star for women all over the world. not only is she beautiful, but she's foreign. that may not make her intelligent, but it does make her foreign/exotic. what better relationship to get into than one where you can't understand what the hell she's talking about?

"im sorry, sweetheart, i have no idea what you're talking about. but it sounds very nice... and foreign."

CORRECTION.... Tom Brady actually sucks on Gisele's clitoris.
Now that is a successful man.

jj - good stuff man i like your portfolio - you should print them, frame them and sell them on the street - id buy it

if you ever need a nude male model......talk to me and ill ask my morbidly obese friend fat tony to hook you up with some poses.

#1
Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
#2
Ari: I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife.

whats up guys....havent said anything yet today....wanted to send a shout out to all you who made boston a fun weekend. good times. chris next time you must come. im sure there is a place in boston we can drop you off at to get a facial......we must set up another visit soon. got to get some photos up here....ill do it when i get home...peace out biatches....


PS tom brady still sucks dick steve.

I'm thinking about bringing this to broadway

For those who were fans of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

Pics from this weekend.

Here the pics from this weekend plus other stuff I've done.

Pretty Pictures

anybody have pictures from the weekend??

The Very Best of Ari Gold

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA

one of my most favorite all time movie moments!

Just a few more. See you fuckers tonight.

Hey kids, bring your rain boots

Looks like Hurricane Noel will be coming to Boston with us.

http://www.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm16/noelnewengland_large.html?from=wxcenter_maps

where is everybody.... London?

Oh just wonderful

any of you fat fucks need help putting on your socks??

http://www.medicool.com/diabetes/diabetes_socks_donner.html

is the pope catholic?

tom you still want to go to Five Guys?

checki it

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/C_Chillin/caption1101.jpg

holy rolling koala's steve! jill nicolini in playboy HA LOL.

ok its pretty definite - ness and i are gunna scadatle around 3pm on saturday - judging on past performance of the Xfire, we should be in Boston no later than 3:20

cu there

you still gunna do five guys on friday? im still down for that leg of the journey

I Like Turtles

so... funny picture

check out the bald guy in the bottom of the picture. He looks like he is apologizing to his penis for being a failure and not being in the other guys position. Classic story of what happens to me!!!!

how old is that kid drinking the beer, 12? you guys at j&a aren't keen on child labor laws are you?

and who's your PR person? those guys should be wearing J&A tshirts, hard hads and maybe park the J&A trucks in the background or something.

also, whats the kid on the right doing with his left hand.......

so...funny story.

we are doing a job in the middle of chelsea and there are hot chicks and studios all over the place. yesterday afternoon at 3:00 some guy walks up to 2 guys that work for the company and ask if they would be interested in being in a photo shoot...theyre like, nah, whatever...the guy comes back later and is like...il give you $100.00 to do it. they said ok....and attached is a photo that my brother in law took as he was cracking up....supposed to be in the January Vogue. Word up...i wonder if they got in that bitches trailer afterwards and did soe Coke.

JJ you mind driving on friday?

typical

scope out this NY weather girl

http://www.attuworld.com/jill_nicolini_nude_ny_traffic_reporter_in_playboy_naked

bad news. Vness is getting slammed by her boss who is claiming that without exception she has to work saturday bc the boss needs to take the day off bc she just wrapped up a messy divorce which was all her fault anyway cause shes a lying, cheating ho bag, not to judge.

anyway - shes pretty ticked, but what im thinking is haul ass up to bostonia when she gets out of work say 3ish and be up there for dinah sat nite - hang out sunday and caravan home sunday afternoon with you guys.

what time were you planning on coming back sunday? is it worth going with this plan-o-mine?

thoughts???

Okay! this is the last i'll say anything about the 2chks1cup vid. Finally checked it out... i thought it to be very funny how they so loved and desired to perform an act so worthy of their class. Are they paying for sins? I honestly think that this vid may be either a glimpse of hell, or a video posted by the devil. In some way i think that if i had a choice as to who would be delivered the hardest left, right, hook, upper cut, elbow, headbutt, knee in my entire life, i'de break the rules and double up on those two sloppy janes. Frosty's anyone?