Thursday, January 31, 2008

saturday i have a plan.

darius is in town and brenna has a new place on bleeker st. they will be partying/pregaming there until around 11/12 and then going out. we should all go to their place (its huge) and pregame and then go out around Bleecker St. I've never really been to the bars along there, but last time i was in the neighborhood is looked pretty sweet.

Let's talk more tomorrow night, but I sincerely hope that we do that on saturday.

theraceis2milerunfollowedby12milebikefollowedbyanother2milerun. hahaibetthissucksalottryingtoreadthiswithnospaces. muhahaha.

yo im down to take a ride....im about to sign up for this thing....im trying to make sense of these results...how long is the 1strun...bike ...2nd run?

tomorrow night we are going to brooklyn i think...5 guys...then hit up a bar somewhere and have some drinks...nothing to nuts...i want to have a crazy time on saturday though....get a big group together...JJ, Chris what you think? you guys want to get some food tomorrow night and then go out saturday?

okey dokey. I am officially entered in the duathlon as well. thanks for pulling the trigger, steve. now we're all fucked.
$64.20

now i need a real bicycle. shit. (check out www.bikesdirect.com they are really cheap, i guess)
now i need to start really running.
and swimming.
and cycling.



Jon, let's go for a couple mile ride or run on saturday morning. what are your plans for tomorrow night?

I am officially entered into the duathlon. Its March 30th and called the March Madness Duathlon. $64 and change. Fat Tire division. they cap the race at 650 entrants and there are 440 right now so get on this soon.
I think I am the youngest person in the race right now. Until mike enters anyways. The average age is like 36. We are going to get our asses kicked by some old farts.

Check out the results from last year. the first place guy did damn well. Look at their ages.
http://www.nytc.org/results_full.cfm?ID=77

Its tough to send because even if i sent you the layout of the schedule pages, you wouldn't know how to fill them in. I'll just have to show you. The whole book and schedule are based on a program the author coaches with so its to much for me to throw at you on the computer.

I just received my new toy which is going to make training soooooo easy.
Its an intelligent watch. Garmin Forerunner 305. Take a looksie.

fuck relays. what are we, a bunch of pussies?

PS> send me that schedule. stat.

another thought if you wanted to, which i would rather do the whole thing solo, but the tri in june allows for relay teams.

the book I picked up is awesome. I have a full schedule laid out from now till the tri and then I can do it again if i like. Its nice because you can adjust it by how much time you have available.

I got standard goggles. I picked them up at target for like $12. I am using my mountain bike right now and might use that for the march race, but I plan on building a road bike as soon as I can get together some money. We should register for the march race soon. I might do it today actually.

Jon - get to the pool and try it out.. do it 2 or three times a week and see if you feel comfortable with it. if not then there is no point in drowning. It is the sickest workout I have ever felt which is why it is so awesome and why all those olympic swimmer guys are so jacked.

Mike - start that other blog. That would be pretty sweet. Also, quite the kick turn. you not going to be kick turning in the middle of the bay. you might be able to kick turn jon away from you so he doesnt pull you under but other than that, the only thing to worry about is getting kicked in the face. Its all fun and games till someone gets kicked in the eye, starts bleeding, and attracts the sharks. FEEDING FRENZY!!

damn steve you organized bastard...everything is in piles. nice place though....

i am most def doing to run bike run...ive been to the gym 3 times this week already and am getting into shape..but the swim thing im not sure about...i got to get back into it or ill drown and im taking you with me....

FUCK! STEVE!

motherfucking son of a bitch.
i have been swimming twice so far. The first time i banged out 20 laps and the second I could only do 18. I've been trying to master that kick-turn thing, so I think that is what is killing me. I really haven't been running or riding my bike... so I need to get a schedule going. Do you have anything laid out or are you just flying by the seat of your pantalones?

Jon, you're definitely doing the TRI with us. I'm signing you up... and we are gonna meet and go to the pool to swim some laps. You got this, no problem.

Steve, what kind of goggles did you get? Which bike are you riding? The mountain bike?

dude, let's start a training blog. i'll try to get on that this afternoon if im not knee deep in the fucking freedom tower drawings. fuck everybody, this freedom tower is STUPID.

scope out my new office boyzzzzz




Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I'm always down for a road trip! Although, my status shall depend on securing full time employment. I've driven from Chicago to NY. You really want to give yourself 2 days to do it. Chicago to Cleveland was about 6.5 hours and Cleveland to NY was close to 7.5 hours. Definitely alot of fun and the time goes fast, especially with multiple drivers. However, since it will only be a weekend, the best bet is to fly because the flights are fairly reasonable. Plus, I know an amazing pizza place (picture above). Its a block from the Sears Tower.

Yea that is her to the very left. the second girl from the right is one of the two hottest that I like. soooooo nice.

I swam 500m on monday which is 20 lengths but took a break between each because my breathing skills are not the best so I was coughing up water after each one.
I went again today and did a shit load better. Swam for 45 minutes. Did 34 laps which is 800m and didn't need to rest as much.
From monday to today was a huge improvement so i think in a few weeks I'll be able to swim 35 laps without stopping. That will be the day. By the time the triathlon comes. Ill do that shit no problem and fast too.

I ran 4.5 miles in 45 minutes on monday night. not the best but I have never run more that 2 miles in my life. I am running again in the morning so ill let you know how it goes.

I biked yesterday on hilly ass roads through the reservation behind my job place. went 8-10 miles in 40 minutes. Not to shabby for the first time.

All in all. If i can keep this up the way I am starting. I am going to rip that tri apart. I hope you boys are training. jon are you doing it with us?

http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/5223

steve isnt that your lady friend????????

March 1st sounds tiiiight.
I like the idea of DC as well. I've been down there before so we don't really have to do soooo much sightseeing. we can just chill and let Nora and Meg show us around the town for a little while.

Hotels = cool (ritz carlton) [jon, try to find out how much for that weekend]
Driving = Suburban seats 8 + luggage with room to spare (so we only have 1 tank to fill)
Tom = birthday boy (so precious)
steve = i went swimming last night and felt like i was about to drown. how many laps did you do yesterday?

steve when you going to be down here again?

i propose going to DC....it would be a fun time and probably the cheepest way to go...we could get a few rooms and crash for a weekend, and split gas between a bunch of people--

Tom's birthday is March 1st. we should head down to DC for a birfday celebration.

the road to Rio is very very long.
I think that we definitely should get there at some point before we all die (or get married).... but we should start with a warm-up trip to see how things go. Sort of like you train for a marathon, we should run a 5k before we sign up for a triathlon.

oh, wait. (PS. Steve, we need to register for that soon).

So, I propose this little nugget. Please vote on this.
CHOICE #1 : CHICAGO, IL. Either drive or fly
CHOICE #2 : WASHINGTON, DC. Much cheaper. We should drive.

check out this photo of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil. We should go here.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ciskatobing/96061933/

JJ my man, good for you. we have to get together this weekend. chris, mike, tom and i were thinking of a possible 5 guys journey on friday night....what you think? ill await your response later on this evening.....

GO METS!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hey kids. Just wanted to check in. For this week only I'm appearing at a large national law firm playing a lawyer. Yes, I'm temping for this week. I don't have internet access, but unlike some of us *cough* Tom *cough* I'm checking in after work. Next week I'll be back to my same old unemployed self. Until then,

mike - you are cute too. sometimes. hehe

That sounds awesome, but I am going to have a real issue with financially backing that. I am having a problem keeping up right now. Granted I've been buying furniture and stuff but not so much that it should be killing me. I just live an expensive lifestyle, but I love it. So, moral of my story is, I will join you when I can. You guys do it up, and don't wait for me.

You are so cute jonathan

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/01/28/no-mensa-candidates-in-pittsburgh/

worst acting in a commercial ever

yes i have a lot of work to do, but i make sacrifices so that i can contribute to this blog in a proper way....i must say though that this thing is going up in flames...its just me you and mike esteban.

anywho...we were talking last night steve about once a month doing a weekend trip....DC, Philly, Baltimore, Chicago...the possibilities are endless....what u think?

they were talking about this guy on the radio today. He is so proud of his wonderful achievements. Don't ask him to scratch his back though. He wont be able to.


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haha jonny martins... I thought you had a desk full of work to do. You spend way to much time on this blog. Unfortunatly it seems like we have lost half of the crew to begin with and then mike and I are on here sparingly. Myself more sparingly than he. So that leaves you. Sucks.

This kid is in more pain than you.


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fuckin skanks

Monday, January 28, 2008

anyone want to get together tonight?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAF_wfK6YAY

since it is superbowl time i figured we should have some cheer videos to pump everyone up.

Yo dudes.

Started training. I went swimming at lunch today. Man am I in trouble. Its going to be a tough next couple months so that I don't collapse on the course in July. Although, I guess collapsing would be better than drowning.

yo yo yo yo! jonny martins! i dont hate you.

so vegas was sickkk huh? when did you get back? i was trying to call you up on friday to see what your plans were for the weekend, but you never rang me back.

I don't know what the plans are for the game yet. I think that we should definitely try to get together and watch that shenanigans. It's gonna be DOPE. thats right, i said dope.

did you pick up any STDs in vegas?
what kind of trip are we planning?
seriously,let's pick a destination.... we could definitely do vegas on a long weekend..... also, i really really really really really want to go to HAWAII.

i hate all of you

P.S. what we doing for the game this weekend? i want to let it be known that if the giants win we are going out and im buying a couple of drinks for everyone. come on GMEN. Apple martinis for chris all night.

whats up motherfuckers...firstday back in the office since getting back from vegas and i cant see my desk, there is so much shit piled on it...awesome, but i will be blogging so someone better be here to entertain me....by the way, vegas was ill. hot chicks, a lot of fucking gambling, good food, nice hotels and bars...its just a totally different world over there...we should plan a trip there....we should plan a trip anywhere...we got to get on that. anyway, lets get this blog going .....

Friday, January 25, 2008

we need this

Personal Alcohol Detector
It's a breahelyzer for $22. Now when someone says "Oh man, I'm so drunk..." you can actually tell if they are.

http://www.meritline.com/personal-alcohol-detector-318.html

Hey Mike. I'm gonna be in the Philly/Atlantic City area tonight and the rest of this weekend to celebrate the fact that a dear friend of mine will soon be engaging in holy matrimony.
Translation: Bachelor party weekend! Gonna get some cheesesteaks, gonna gamble, gonna get drunk and gonna go to the nudy bar.

Oh The Nudy Bar...

"Where you can look at a thigh and blacken an eye, the nudy bar..."
"Where the beer gives you gas but the Bundys kick ass..."

I'll be there in spirit fellas!

One Love

DRINKS TONIGHT

kids, let's go out into the city tonight for some fun. any of you guys down to get it going?

first round is on me.

suggestions for a place?????

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I truly am the Dark Knight. brhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhhhahhahahahahahhah

Its kind of ironic that you bring up batman and the joker at the time that you posted it and then a few minutes later, Heath Ledger dies in his home.
I think you were involved in his death. CONFESSSS

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Remember in the original Batman movie when the joker let out that laughing gas and people just started laughing? Here it is in real life. It comes on at the 2 minute mark and lasts until the end.
Stay away from those drugs. they'll turn your mind into mush.

yeah, that was going to be my plan too. wait till the tri to get a bike, if that's what I'm gonna do. For now, im just gonna use the fixed gear to train. I talked to a guy at the bike shop and he does a couple of Triathlons a year. He said that he definitely recommends against getting the Triathlon bike for your first race. Definitely a road bike, but with the aero-bars. Just FYI.

Have to come up with a training regimen, STAT. I think I might try to work that out at some point during lunch today. Also, we should talk sometime this week and sign up for the races so that we can make sure that we're entered. I'm signing Jon up for the duathlon whether he likes it or not.

oh one more thing... just a thought of how much swimming will be involved but i did the calculations of how long a 1/2 mile is in a lap pool. In a 25 yard length pool, which is what they have at NU if you remember that length, you need to go just under 36 lengths of the pool to go half mile. So there and back counts as two up to 36 for a half mile.
Man I really want to do this thing and kick its ass.

So I was thinking about doing that duathlon in central park at the end of march as a short term goal for the time being and then have the triathlon in june as the long term... I want to get a road/triathlon bike for the one in june but im thinking about using the mountain bike in the duathlon. I believe they usually have two classes of bike you can enter. skinny and fat tire. I need to look into it but if you want to do both, i think its a great idea.

triathlon

yo, face.
as far as the triathlon goes... im already planning on it. I started running yesterday and I'm all signed up at the pool. I think I'm gonna go do some laps this week.

The only thing I haven't quite figured out yet is the cycling part. Probably not gonna be able to do it on the fixed gear, so im starting to look into bikes now.
Jon, you down for a run one night this week?

PS> The tri is on June 15th, if I'm not mistaken.

yo dawgs....since im the only one on here it probably wont matter anyway, but im goign to Vegas this afternoon on business....and by business i mean, going to make some money. ill have a computer, but dont know how much i will be able to contribute over the next few days...ill try my best.

GO GIANTS....drinks on me if they win.........someone set something up for a partay...steve, as much as i would like to come up for the game...dont know about driving back and going to work on monday.

Monday, January 21, 2008

im going to keep posting shit.....http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/01/21/vo.colombia.bullfight.ap

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Picture_Fun/Other_Games/Before_They_Were_Boobs_Jobs/

Yo, is anyone really serious about doing that triathlon in June? I really want to do it now.

Marissa Miller is one of the top 3 hottest exposed women on the earth today. Nice pick Jon. Scope out this girl who is a French Journalist. Her name is Melissa Theuriau.

I am so proud of the Big Blue! Its about time they started doing shit right.

I had mentioned to Jon and Mike, if you guys want to make a trip to Boston for the Superbowl, that would be awesome. Downside to that is going to work on Monday so it up to you folks. I am supposed to be going skiing that weekend, but if you guys come up, I will not go skiing and we will party like its 1999. Think about it. I understand if you don't want to because to be honest, I wouldn't want to trek to NY for a 6pm sunday night game either.

Love you bitches! Ahhhhh Pats suck!! We'll, not exactly, but in my head.

Big shout out to the G-MEN!! go giants. fun times, we should do it again soon, perhaps a super bowl partay?

Friday, January 18, 2008

i love her





since there has been alot of violence today, i want to make another contribution to todays entertainment, but in another way....

wow...holy shit...JJs was funny...mikes was insane.

Holy crap, this is not what I was expecting.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2041762370


this is a bunch of collisions...

Videographriday

Jon! I don'tthink steve is in the office today, so its just gonna be you, me, Chris and JJ today. Let's try to mix it up a little and do this....

This week's Photo-Phriday contest will be exclusively limited to the posting of videos.
TOPIC: COLLISIONS

good luck.

yo im down to do it. it sounds like a fun time. got to get my ass in shape though. anywho.........who wants to pick a topic?

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Hey Fellas. Been real busy lately and wont be in tomorrow so can't partake in the makeshift photo friday contest.

I would prefer to do the real tri in june. Its a lot more but i would have more time to train because march is real close and I think that one is much more of an achievement. Besides, I'd hate to do all that training and then have it take 45 minutes to complete. That a short session at the gym. Triathlons are supposed to be hard and long and grueling. Thats how I feel.

yeah, i think that i'm definitely going to sign up for it. This way I have no choice but to train for it. i'll wait to hear back from chris and steve and tom to see if they want in too.

FELLLAS?

as far as JJ goes... its totally up to you, JJ. but you're doing it whether you like it or not.

That running and biking thing still looks like alot for me. I'm gonna need a Made Coach. Now where's my dollar, bitch?

yo mike lets do that one in central park...that looks tight.

I WILL MAIL YOU $1 IF YOU POST TODAY

where the hell are all of you guys? Im trying to support this blog today (I feel like Jon!). You know what they say, if all else fails, resort to bribery.

If you post today, I will mail you a $1 bill with a special message on it. Sort of like a fortune cookie. In order to be eligible, please post your mailing address along with whatever you have to say. Oh, and you must post something relevant. Don't just say "Give me my money, my address is below." jerks.

Duathlon in central park. This is an easy one, i think. Run-Bike-Run.
Run= 2 mi.
Bike = 2mi.
Run = 2mi.
http://www.nytri.org/dbacceptance.cfm?ID=1

we need to get on this, STAT...... and get a sweeeet secret handshake.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

THE ST.JAMES- SHEPHERDS PIE!

USA TODAY: Ind. robber shoots self in groin

KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) — A man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store Tuesday, police said.

A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.

Kosch was released from the hospital Tuesday and booked into the Howard County jail on a charge of armed robbery, criminal recklessness and battery. He is being held on a $100,000 cash bail. A jail official did not know if he had retained an attorney Wednesday.

we can go to the st. james and get some wings and sit at the bar.....????

Well, considering that the farthest I ever ran was from first base to third base back in 1994, I think a triathlon would be a bit, how do you say, much. Plus, I know I'm in the wrong place with all you track stars, but I despise running. Why run when you can drive? That's what I say. I'm fairly content with being out of shape because if I've learned one thing in life, it that guys go for looks, girls go for status (see song below). I'm not gonna be around on Sunday, but let me know if your up to anything else this weekend.


I'm up for a competition but my swimming skills only border survival. Anything else, I'm game!

I too was once fat and ugly. Man titties were not fun in middle school. I took the initiative by stepping into the gym and over a year ago, became increasingly involved in martial arts. The key is effort and the ability to change your thinking. Mike, turn that two week trial into a lifetime commitment. If the vibe of the gym doesn't fit, there are plenty more to choose from.

I was fat and ugly once... the first few minutes after I broke free from the womb. Ive been top model-esk ever since my 4 minute birthday.

I am actually starting to get back into shape. I was having problems fitting into a lot of my pant so I decided that that just wasn't going to continue to happen. So I bought new clothes. hahaha fuck that... screw the man that just buys new clothes. I havent been over 200 lbs in about 5 years, and i'll be damned if i let myself stay there. Recently took up hiking and snowshoeing (serious workout) along with martial arts and working out at home. One of my new years resolutions was to start eating healthy again and im getting to two weeks strong. I'll be model material again before you know it boys. I know its tough not being pretty like me, but.... your just going to have to live with it.

I might be down for a triathalon. that one doesn't seem to rigorous. I won't be very good but I can give it a try.

Chicago is awesome. Flying there sucks though. Both airports being used are two of the busiest in the world. And I would wait till its warmer because it gets damn cold in the winter there.

http://www.active.com/event_detail.cfm?CHECKSSO=1&EVENT_ID=1464047&RESET=0
this one is on Long Island and takes place June 15. What do you say?

Steve?
Jon?
JJ?
Chris?
Tom?
Gifford?

MY ASS IS HUUUGE


dudes. let me throw this one out into the mix. I'm starting to get fat, ugly and (worst of all) old. I am doing a two-week trial membership at NYSC, but I don't really know if it's for me. Too many spinning classes and shit. Here's what I propose.... let's train for either a 5k, 10k, or Triathlon. (I'd prefer the Tri).


If you guys are interested, we can even make it interesting and make teams. Like me-steve vs. Jon-Tom vs. JJ-Chris. Everyone puts in a couple bucks and the team with the fastest time wins all the money! Anyway. let's do it so I can get my big fat, white ass into shape again.


Plans for the game this wknd sounds great. Haven't gathered over football in awhile.

let's definitely get it going for sunday. worst comes to worse, we can do it at my place. get a bunch of beers, bbq it up on the grill and nosh on some delicious munchies. or we could go to a bar like every other normal person.

As far as a trip goes. Let's still plan on trying to get to Mt. Snow for that ski weekend. As far as a road trip goes..... or plane trip or train trip for that matter...... let's try to go someplace. Chicago? Steve, you said that was pretty tight, huh?

If not Chicago, I would definitely say Florida. We can book that shenanigans for a long weekend. Just take off from work on Friday and fly out Thursday night. FRI, SAT, SUN. baby doll.

also, anyone down for a trip anytime soon?

yo guys....dont know if anything is going on...and i dont know if i have anything to do yet, but is anyone doing anything for the game on sunday? any plans? if not perhaps we could get something going.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

In Honor of tonights American Idol Debut...

sorry man...i hope you had a fun night though....its hard to manage a group of kids who are well on their way to getting drunk. we should set something up for this weekend if everyone is down...get a cool place that isnt as crowded.

Yo! Had a great bday wknd! Thanks all for coming out. How did the night finish on saturday? We stepped out of the bar and waited for 20 min thinking all were heading for another bar but it was too cold n i was tired so we peace'd. I posted n tagged pics online.

This video is crazy. Ever wonder how they make all those huge battle scenes in the movies? They fucking charged me $10 to see "300" and this is probably all it took to make that whole movie. hollywood communists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles

I LOVE WIKIPEDIA. This article links to the most unusual articles in all of wikipedia.

Look at those silly Japanese. They have far too much time on their hands.

check this website out. this is a bunch of dorky australians acting unsafely.
http://tesladownunder.com/


i think its time to get back on track...

Monday, January 14, 2008


Wow, no posts today. Weak kids, weak. Did everyone all of a sudden start enjoying their jobs? Are the writers on strike?

Friday, January 11, 2008

so yea..i came up with the topic...couldnt really decide on one...but i have come across some fun photos in the mean time....the 'bat into the crowd' photo is cool cause the reactions are priceless...and if you catch some wood on face contact its even better...im still looking for some more of those.......

the other photo i dont really know what to make of it...it seems as if this woman is getting robbed. and nobody is doing anything about it even though there are like 20 people right there...



im still trying to decide...damn...but i found this along the way....


mike you better be coming out tomorrow night...

I know that I already made my submission, but there is no way that I could possible rob you of this one. This is just pure carnage. I particulary love the guy in the black shirt (on the left) who is blocking himself, but not his baby-daughter. un-real.



TTTTOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! goodbye, fair gentleman! The sun will no longer shine. The birds will no longer sing. The blog will no longer twinkle with the satire of our beloved friend.


Right, well.. moving on. Here is a punch and a half.

What's the story for CRIDPATH's birthday this saturday? we still doing this?


Not exactly a fight, but I really love the shoe lace to face contact in this photo.

ok how about this...someone find the nastiest, craziest photo of some sort of sports fight....it could be boxing, hockey, or any other contact sport....show me some fist to face.

if people think that is gay than so be it...someone needs to get this thing going...

WTF people.....who is supposed to pick the topic this week? Rich if its you again im gonna kick your ass.....

if there is no topic by 10:15 i will choose one.

Welcome to Portugal Tom, where once you marry in, your wifes family owns you.

Who's got todays photo topic? Lets kick it off.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

i was going to let you all hear it from Tom himself, but i guess ill just do it....Tom wont be joining us anymore here on this blog of ours.

Tom is now a surveyor for J&A Concrete. I dont think they will let him bring his laptop to the field....so he probably wont be posting anytime soon....although he could check when he gets home...which would be the right thing to do.

Well, there always Five Guys if the weather doesn't hold up. If that doesn't get Tom's attention, I don't know what will.

ahhhhhhh
its a woman wielding a vagina...

For all you Giants fans out there, don't forget to print out your Jessica Simpson mask for this week's game. Just head to: Ruin Romo


And you thought your job was bad...


again...i hate you all...just 10 seconds of your time is all i ask for...you know...say hello...good morning....

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/01/09/mean.mom.ap/index.html?iref=hpmostpop

funny shit.

whats up dudes...so lets see how the weather holds up and see if the bbq is going down...we still want to do it, but if its raining later we may have to delay...but we can still get together if you guys are down. let me know.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I'm always up for a BBQ. Let me know.

P.S. this is our 500th post. They said it couldn't be done!

Hands down "November Rain" is the best video ever aired on Mtv.
+ Axl is banging a supermodel.
+ They're all dressed like transvestites at a wedding.
+ Slash rips a fucking guitar solo in the middle of the desert with no amplifier and an abandoned church!
+ Piano intro.
+ Symphony orchestra
+ Did i mention that slash is fucking BAD ASS? come on! he's wearing chaps for christ's sake.

PS. I'll be there on saturday. oh boy.

yoyoyo...sounds like a plan christopher....we will do it up...from now on do i call you count? id love to call steve big bird.

anyway....http://brahsome.com/2008/01/09/these-go-to-eleven-music-videos/

discuss.

Yeaaaaa BOY! Saturday evening at Schiller's Liquor Bar- 131 Rivington st. F at Delancy st or V at second ave (check that) in Manhatten. 8, 9,... 9! 9 o'clock HA HA HA (i am the count say's mike lol). For thurs, i have work but i'm up for the bbq!

yo boys...wtf...yesterday was a good day...lets get some more action going....do i have to start it again?

hmmmm....let me think.

also, JJ, Chris, Mike...anyone down for a little bbq tomorrow? nothing major, but i figured since it has been so nice out that we could get together for a bit and have a few drinks...or we could just meet up somewhere...let me know.

also, chris update for this weekend....its going to be a good time. mike you better be comine.

If you're looking to kill some time today, I recommend this site:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Britney Spears would have been a great topic for photo Friday, but since the topic is out there, here is what I think.

I personally liked her the best during this part of her life.









Then she went and pulled this stunt.



I HATE YOU NOW. You used to be everything to me.



As far as this friday's contest goes, I believe the previous midget contest was never finalized. What to do, fellas? Jon got me thinking about old Brittney. I remember when her first video came out back in the day. It was love at first sight. Now, I'd have to give it some serious thought if she offered her self to me. Just to show you how far she's fallen, I might have a chance. But, lets remember her in happier times.

you are all boring....

you know...as im reading all these fucked up stories about this chick i think back to the time when every man in america was drooling over this crazy bitch. i mean she was hot....hot body, cute face...got some good moves nice voice...and them she falls off the deep end like whoa. i cant even imagine what goes through her mind day to day.


big shout out to the old britney.


where are the photos?

welcome aboard giff....dont be afraid to share any and all interesting information that you may come across in your day to day activity....this board is meant to entertain and educate. so we may become well rounded and productive members of society...

anywho...lets get this shit goign again.

CHRIS

GIFFORD
MICHAEL


STEVEN



JJ


RICHARD







THOMAS





JONATHAN









what's up gifford? welcome.

who's in charge of the Photo-Phriday this week, fellas? We need to prepare. So that we don't have a repeat of last Friday. I just won't stand for that. Also, who currently has possession of the TROPHY?

Here is what everyone looks like, just so we're all aware (See the following posts)

I'd like to formally introduce my roommate Gifford Sommerkamp to the Blog Party. I believe most of you have meet him, but for the two or three of you that have not, he is my housemate, he is about 5'9" 145lbs and very handsome. He has the personality of a Possum and the agility of an Emu.

Hooray for Giffs entrance to this wonderful online life escape.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Biggie Smalls sampled .....Hitler?!?!?!?

This may turn the hip hop world on its head




(Editors note: The author in no way endorses Hitler, antisemitism, or any bad stuff that comes along with it. Just reporting my story)

(Editors note #2: The author is very paranoid)

My bad, on missing the topic guys. The special on Little People in the workforce was excellent. I will be out in California for the week, but when I get back I will have a topic.

Happy Birthday Chris!!!
Haha, Saturday wasn't even your official birthday celebration and you barely made it home!? holy cow, i can't wait till this saturday. Keep me informed as to the plans.

Sorry we didn't check in last week, gentlemen. California was fun though. By the end of the trip it was storming like it was nobody's business. We were watching trees get ripped out of the ground and fall on cars and ten kinds of other nasty shit. And strippers in Reno are about as good looking as you would imagine.... eh.

P.S>> Are we still doing that weekend at Mt. Snow? Or should we try to do a long weekend in Miami?

Thanks guys for the birthday wishes. I did make it home ok LOL. Christina has been setting up next saturdays celebration. I think she's set on a bar/ restaurant in manhatten. Hope to see you all out.

First off, Happy Birthday Chris! Sorry I couldn't make it to the celebration, but according to Jon's comment on you getting home OK, It seems like you had a good time.

To all the others - Its nice to be back, but I'm sure missing the west coast.
Let the joys of monday begin.

i would like to say a few things....chris-i hope you got home ok on saturday night....i hope you enjoyed your pre birfday bash-now we have to set up the real one.....JJ hope youre feeling better......now steve and mike...start posting some shit man. this blog is going to be lost forever unless our game is stepped up.

is there anyone who we could add to this list that would be beneficial? add some flavor to our converation.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Hey, Jon. I think we are going out for Chris' birthday this Saturday. Not sure where, yet. Spread the word!

JJ--yo if youre araound shout me a holler...we can play a game together this week...post random photos...

what you doing this weekend?

Thursday, January 3, 2008

JJ whats up my man...i must say it has been very very sad the last few days without this blog. Steve and Mike are in California and are getting back on Saturday night i believe.

i wont let you down though JJ...im going to go and get some cool photos to entertain you and captivate you.....

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Chirp