Thursday, August 28, 2008

yo guys...busy day got to make it to a concert this evening, so i have to fit 10 hrs of work into 7 hrs...fun times.

mike, last chance my man.....see if there are still tickets available. then we can go have a drink after.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I'm sorry, in advance

I had a morale debate on whether or not to post this. Ugh. Sorry.

This is what happens when you take anabolic steroids..... copious postules of acne.
It looks like he got shot in the chest with rocksalt from a shotgun.

Please don't take steroids.
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/08/graphic-evidenc.html




You're no party pooper!

So, after some delicate investigatory work, I found out that not only is it LEGAL to have Bonfires in NY, but Westhampton Beach actually even has a form/permit that you can get if you really want to be safe.

You can light it up right on the beach. Hooray! The only downside of getting the permit is having to pay the $30. I would venture to guess that you could just do it without a permit and put the fire out if (for some reason) the cops come.

http://www.westhamptonbeach.org/forms/fire_permit_application.pdf


I'm also pretty sure that a small fire would NOT constitute a 'bonfire'. So we should be all good, if you guys want to do it.

PARTY POOPER

It is amazing what you can find when you google 'party pooper'.....for example:













Not to be the party pooper but bonfires are illegal in NY. You know this Michael.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sept 5&6? I'm for it!

Steve/Jon - can we have a bonfire this weekend??? oh boy.




Also, see this.....

Also----September 5th and 6th ---keep the day open.

chris...take the day off.
mike...i already told you, but still, let me know if you have anything to do.

lets see if we can get a little party going on at the beach.
head out there on friday, chill there on saturday, and them come back saturday night and crash at nora's apartment before the bike tour.

what you guys think?

yo anyone want to get together tonight?

Airport Disco

The sweetest disco ball of all time, ever. It's in Heathrow Airport, UK. And, did I mention it's sweet?

Monday, August 25, 2008

Yo yo yo

I'm down to party, but probably not drift style. maybe more like pool party at your neighbors. I want to come by and say hi to the fam and check out the renovations.

party over london
rock on chicago
taco bell
run for the border

shweeet...congrats man. you going to be around tonight? lets celebrate.

also...want to send out some congrats to mr. prince for his good showing in the tri yesterday...and then spending the rest of the day walking around manhattan...kid must have been tired, but we had a fun time.
SIDENOTE: we saw some crazy shit in central park yesterday....always a lot of fun walking around there, but this was amazing....check it out



http://www.cpdsa.org/

CHRIS......sign up for the bike tour today.....
STEVE......partay this weekend.....mike want to boogey at the drift in.....
MIKE.......you want to hit up central park on labor day?

I'M REGISTERED!!!

oops



I dont think this guy will get invited back......damnson.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Rally Car Jump



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Chicago

Ok, I'm gonna do a road trip to Chicago.
If you fellas want in, you're more than welcome. In fact, you should make sure you come.

I'll be inviting myself to stay at Heather Rennie's OR one of my buddies from work owns a place there. I'm sure he can hook us up. Also, my buddy Timmy lives there now too.

Things to do in the Windy City:
  • Wrigley Field
  • Wicker Park
  • Sears Tower
  • Deep dish Pizza
  • Sing 'Danke Shoen' in a German parade
  • Bar Hopping
  • Drive a 1968 Ferrari GT California Edition
  • Dine as "Abe Froman: The Sausage King of Chicago"

See associated schedule below. If you have got a better weekend in mind, let's hear it.

Shedge

UPDATED: (8/22 1:40p) Chicago Road Trip
UPDATED: (8/20 1:45p) Sept 13th

(Sat)August 23
(Sun)August 24 - TOBAY Triathlon

(Thu)August 28 - Paramore Concert
(Fri)August 29 - Mike+Steve Tour de Hamptons
(Sat)August 30
(Sun)August 31 - Human Race 10k
(Mon)Sept 1 - Labor Day! lil' Prince + Portela move into Boston Apt.

(Fri)Sept 5 - Friday night out to Hamptons
(Sat)Sept 6 - Clam Bake?? Steve's triathlon.
(Sun)Sept 7 - NYC Bike Tour!

(Sat)Sept 13 - NYC Nevada Smith's: Liverpool v. ManUnited
(Sun)Sept 14

(Sat)Sept 20
(Sun)Sept 21

(Sat)Sept 27
(Sun)Sept 28 - Steve's other Triathlon!

(Sat)Oct 4
(Sun)Oct 5 - NYC Duathlon

(Sat)Oct 11
(Sun)Oct 12

(Wed)Oct 15 - Leave after work to Chicago (12hr drive)
(Th)Oct 16 - Chicago (7am) Day#1
(Fri)Oct 17 - Day#2
(Sat)Oct 18 - Day#3
(Sun)Oct19 - Leave Chicago (~9am)

(Sat)Oct25
(Sun)Oct26

WOW



yo check this out.........

Jon - Don't forget to bring that bike back from the Hamptons!
Steve - seriously, where is that bitches' head??


The race is at 7:30am in Oyster Bay, Theodore Roosevelt Memorial Park.
http://www.runnersedgetobaytriathlon.com
If you guys are gonna come, I'll definitely get some Sangria going for during/after the race. My brother is going to be there, too.

This is a picture of a Russian during the gymnastics rhythmic individuals all-around qualification competition. How flexible is this bitch. Where did her head go?

hey whats the hell is up guys..............

its FRIDAY. shweeet. so whats the deal for this weekend? any plans?

i am going out to the beach tonight, but got to head back tomorrow evening for dinner in the city with nora and her parents....

mike what time is your race on sunday again? who's making the sangria? what you doing????

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Duathlon Info

Info
http://nytri.org/dbacceptance.cfm?ID=12

to Register
http://www.lin-mark.com/race/register.asp?race_id=422

Mike, send me the link for the NYC Duathlon

in honor of the OLYMPICS..........

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/5d0e3bc2

Who says olympians can't be hot. Mamma mia.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008



this one is better than the video below...looks less fun now....hmmmm...anyone want to try?

yo mike did you end up getting tickets to the show??? its next thursday.

yo mike.....i got the 10K on sunday the 31st, are you moving your brother in on labor day? if not lets set up a trip into the city...perhaps an afternoon in central park with a blanket, a frisbee, and some sangria.....shit son...well, not just me and you of course we would have to invite others so that it would just be me and you sharing some wine, and a blanket, in central park......that would be a nice labor day. then go get some din din somewhere.... and a new pair of jeans. that chick would go nuts if you went back there to get another pair of those.

then i say we hit up the beach on the 5th of september (ill double check availability)hangout till saturday, get the clam bake going, then come back saturday night and crash at noras till the race on sunday.



around 40 seconds in....looks like fun

Monday, August 18, 2008

Bicycle Tour

Chris - I've got a bike for you. Mountain bike. Sweet.
Jon - get the bike from the Hamptons this week so that we can fix it up, stat. Just bring it over to my house and we'll see what we can do.
Tom - You got a bike?
Ness - refer to comment directed to Tom.



Triathlon

Gentlemen,
This weekend I will be competing in the TOBAY Triathlon. Sunday August 24 at 8am. This is in Oyster Bay. You are all cordially invited to the race and the following breakfast (with sangria).

Please contemplate this invite for the following reasons.

  • I will be in spandex.
  • It is extremely early in the morning on a Sunday
  • I probably don't stand a chance at winning.
  • It might be raining.

If that doesn't inspire you. Than please see the attached picture. Trust me, I've been beating the girls away with a stick.


ummm, wow......yeaaaa.....holy shit.

Terrible. Horrible.

I can't even bare to post the pictures here because the event was so terrible. You'll just have to go to the link to see this horrific display of sport. Ever.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1044258/Pictured-The-horrific-moment-Olympic-weightlifter-turns-elbow-front.html



Chris, Tom - SIGN UP QUICK!

IM BAAACKKKK

whats up motherfuckers.......this site is DEAD....we NEEEED some new life in here....does anyone have any suggestions on who we can add to liven up the blogggger????

Anywho, its good to be back in the good ol USA....although portugal was tight and we have to all have a sweet road trip there one day....

so whats going on? anything new and exciting? CHRIS? whats new? are you going to sign up for the bike tour??? you have to....

TOM????i dont know when you are going to see this, but i will bother you at home as well...you have to sign up and my sister also, it will be a good time.

anyone want to set somethng up this week? weekend? there will def. be some crazyness this weekend.....

i'll be back in a bit to talk some more...there better be more people to talk to...peace

Friday, August 15, 2008

Wow this site is dying fast.

Here is a video for all to see.

Monday, August 11, 2008

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825753

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825763

This is what it's come to...

USA....USA....USA

Anyone catch the come from behind victory in the pool last night over the French in the 4x100 freestyle?

AMAZING!!

I love the olympics.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Wow...

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

anyone want to get a drink tonight?.........................LET me know.

Call up JJ and take some legal action.

Dude, if all else fails, I would be more than happy to teach you what you need to learn. Leading a successful life is actually very easy. All you need to do is mooch of your parents. LIVE PROSPEROUSLY!

I've done all I can do in hopes of attending but the paper work is being processed late bc NCC won't allow my transcript to be released. I owe a bill and even though I've taken action through an agency to make partial payments, they won't release anything without FULL payment. THEY'RE SUCH BITCHES. I feel like they've done something illegal, meaning they've hulted my education.

dude.
what happened? how so? what's the deal?

i thought you were definitely going back this semester? Let's hear it.

Seems I won't be going to school this semester...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

not me. sorry jon. i don't think i can do it tonight.
Most likely I'm gonna get stuck here a little later tonight, and I think it's supposed to rain.

Appreciate the heads up though. I'll definitely take a rain check.

1 Last try

Figure i would throw it out there one last time to see if people are still down to go this evening......chris said he would come.....mike? JJ? Tom? Lil Prince? anyone want to go to the game?

Batman Beer Belt: Ever-ready vigilence




RE:

  1. Yeah, the 35 miler sounds good to me. The only problem is that I already signed up for the 55. Can we just call/email them and make the switch?
  2. No problem. Fixing up the bike should be a piece of cake. Just gotta get it from the hamptons and then we can fix it up real quick. I got the tools and stuff at my house. You'll probably need new tubes ($6 each) tires ($14 each) and maybe brake pads or something. Who the fuck knows. Anyway, we can fix it.
  3. hamptons? yes.

Whats the story for this weekend?

tried again this morning ...............21.048....getting better.

sidenote.........

1. nyc bike tour on the 7th of september. mike..it appears as if tom and vanessa will do it with us....BUT....they want to do the 35 mile course...sorry tom, i told you it was 25. but its 35......so i told them i would just do the shorter course with them........

http://www.nyccentury.org/

2. mike, im going to portugal on friday for a week. wont be back till till the 17th of august. that gives us a few weeks before the bike tour....you going to be around to help me fix up my sisters old bicycle?

3. my parents are going to be away from sept 1-sept 10 ish......kind of sucks cause they leave on a monday, but i figure if you guys want to hit up the hamptons on friday sept 5....then stay till saturday, the 6th....then do the bike tour on the 7th....we can have the clam bake eric has been talking about.....just let me know and we can get some people together and spend some time at the beach.

ill think of something else to say later.........

Monday, August 4, 2008

Yo what time is the game? I'll be in the bronx early so I'll prob just try n stay in nyc for the day to meet at shea. Keep me posted...

just wanted to make sure people were still down for the baseball game tomorrow....posted by yours truly a while back.....(4) tickets.....whos in?

scope out this tshirt. Best ever

http://www.bustedtees.com/cupchicks

=0)... Eva Mendes

My second attempt, I got 22.359sec.
My first one didn't go so well. .342sec

Not sure I want to try again.

Sign me up to fly a F-15

So far the best I've been able to muster is a 20.965. But check out this guy.



It's youtube - sorry steve.
Whenever i have trouble with youtube, i just go to GoogleVideo and I can view it through there. It's worth a try. Search "red square game"

17.794 seconds...thats a far as i can get so far...and im about to throw my computer at the wall...awesome. thanks tom

yeah, wanna find out how bad your hand eye coordination is?

try this, its an air force pilot test.....they have to do it for 2+ minutes to pass...... i cant do it for more than 20 seconds.....


I guess I deserve that. I'll just stand here with my hands held high begging for mercy as you decide whether on not to pull the trigger.

To my defense (weak as it may be), they are videos you have already seen.

VERY IMPORTANT NEWS

I just want to let everyone know a secret........let me begin the story from the beginning I a good place to start).....

so, friday....almost the end of the day, and John Paul comes into my office laughing...now, he laughs a lot, mostly at stuff that isnt very funny, so im like...what the hell are you laughing at...

JP:" yo man, steve just sent me the craziest email....its nuts"--now I assume he means steven prince perhaps....or he may have a friend named steve....

but NO...he means Steven Portella......

he proceeds to show me the clip.....2 of them i might ad.....while still lauhing out loud in my face....

there you have it....mr. steve is to busy for us, but is talking to JP on the side....insane...nothing for us...not even a hello.

i see how it is esteban.........

Friday, August 1, 2008

DALLAS BBQ was great! Having the 1 "Texas Sized" margarita top my limit and helping me say, "I'm DRUNK" about 5 times is something special. Theres a twinkle there... a texas bbq, honey glazed, ranch, smoked twinkle.

Holy Bicycles!!!

I'm saving up my pennies for when this comes out. I want one.




DallasBBQ


Fellas. Great time at the DallasBBQ last night. Pulled pork was delicious, and everything got drenched in Ranch Dressing.


Mojitos, Margaritas and Texas style drinks were the tits. I give it my seal-of-approval.