Friday, February 29, 2008

??FTW
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e6d_1204332420

safe to say that this kid has I S S U E S!


lindsay is hot but she's gotten a bit too dirt for me. This new chick has a bad rep but like kanye said, "i don't care what none of ya'll say I still love her. Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...". Here's a Pic

yo chris...i know how you used to love this chick....

http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/

Thursday, February 28, 2008

I have my training from 7-9 but around that i'm free. This wknd is good too

yo is mike alive? MIKE WHERE ARE YOU? Chris, JJ, you guys want to get together tonight?

Oh I don't recommend the 2guys1hole. Speechless. Changed my life. Steve, how about a link to all the slow mo clips? That was fkn amazing.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I'll be around this weekend. What do we have planed for the birthday festivities? As far as 2 guys 1 hole. I wouldn't touch that link with a 40 foot pole.

Man this is toooooo cool.


Best Slow Motion Balloon Pop Ever - Watch more free videos

did anyone else check the 2 guys 1 hole thing
fucking cristo. i made it id say about 1.5 sec.

trying to confirm if you guys will be able to join us for tom's birfday partay this weekend....you guys going to be around?

chris i'lll try my best

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Ello All! Guys, I got a bit too curious and clicked too far into a deep dark DARK world. How about we commit this wednesday to "happy thoughts"? I could use the perspective of a better, lighter, more pleasant world right now. Thanks ya'll

LINK NO LONGER AVAILABLE

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/TheSportingBlog/138304/

dont worry, ill entertain you guys...check this shit out.

mike im not going to be able to go with you and your bro next weekend....just cant do it now since i just took a week off. wish i could though..take photos, and wear protection over there.

a couple of other things...this weekend is Tom's birfday, so we will probably try to set something up for Sat night if anyone is interested. ill keep you posted on what the plan is.

next weekend steve is coming down from boston and we have to get something going for that weekend also. just throwing it out there so we can all get together..........

Funny Funny Funny

Monday, February 25, 2008

wow...you drunk?

I plan to get in around the normal time. Between 10 and 11. You guys do your thing and ill try and meet up.
And i meant to say Dave and Busters. Not Abe and louies.

whatever mang...we can go out friday night. or are you going to get in to late?

Im going to dinner with the family that night. Don't think it will be a late family event so we should go to Abe and Louie's for some fun and excitement.

sounds like a plan man..so you doing something on friday night? we'll set something up for saturday night then...shweeeeeeet

Ill be down in two weekends (March 7th) for my Dad's birthday.

hello all....i am back from my journey on the open seas...fun times. JJ my man congrats on the job....you're buying drinks from now on. anyone want to get together today or tomorrow?

Steve when the fuck you coming down to NY? you free in 2 weeks to come down and chill in the city for 2 days?

Sunday, February 24, 2008

NSFW- http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3122febc6b

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Dark Comedy...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=97c_1203550372&p=1

You're damn right, boys! Let the lawsuits begin!!

JJ IS A BIGTIME LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!! watch out everyone, or he'll sue you. don't spill a drink on him at the bar... he'll sue you. don't cut him in line.... he'll sue you. don't give him the stink-eye...... he'll sue you. basically, dont even think about doing anything to JJ that you wouldn't be prepared to face a lawsuit over. He'll just plain sue you for being ugly.

Who the fuck is Johnnie Cochran? JJ Batterton, Esq. bitches! that's who's who.


"If the glove don't fit, you're full of shit."

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Congrats on the the job there sexy man.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Hmmmm. Boston is very tempting. I was just thinking about it the other day. I have a job now so I can afford you bitches. I will let you know.

BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dudes. Im gonna be making a boston run this weekend with the girls who are in NY on Co-op.
I will be staying at steve's place and running a muck all over the town with the kid.

Let's get it going.... who's in?

Friday, February 15, 2008

Wow! At least she shaves. hiiiiyo Anyone doing anything this weekend?



Question: How tempted would you be while putting the teeth on? Answer Gents?

A little play goes a long way. A little tickle wets the way for pickle.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day!

When the revolution come and I am put into power, I will make every household have a picture of Marissa Miller!


Furthermore, when the revolution come, I will have this little person executed. The charge? Creeping me the fuck out!

marissa miller is far and away my favorite supermodel/model of all time. she makes me get that funny feeling in my tummy.

the best part is that she is a NASTY surfer. http://www.lat34.com/surf/girl_on_marisa_miller_2/
I'm pretty sure she won the woman's division of the Kelly Slater Celebrity Invite. I have to stop talking about it now, or else im going to go into cardiac arrest.

damnson...shes fuckin hot...id let her beat me up.

Marissa Miller has been working hard and she looks as good as ever.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/marisa-miller/

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

the other day i shared an email that i received with you guys....here is another one....kind of blind sided me...

Saw some jerk once on the train with a t shirt that said get your tickets to the gun show and had arrows pointing to his arms. The guy looked like a juicehead from Belmar - I was thinking the whole time how funny and cool the same shirt would have been on someone skinny like Greggy. Then I stabbed the guy with the AIDS needle.

i checked that out on nypost.com and it all looks so fake. but then FOX news also had an article on it. If FOX says its true, than obviously it must be.....


i dont really know what this video about, but i guess its supposed to be funny. i dont have any sound... so you should watch it and fill me in.


so i see this photo yesterday and i laugh....the guy is weird looking. then i open the paper this morning and see a full page article with color photos of this midget bodybuilder....i started cracking up...he uses special 3.3lb dumbells. its in the nypost....such a fine newspaper.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Sorry I haven't been around. I've been preparing for interviews and such. I have one later today. I'll be around Friday and Saturday if you guys want to get together. In the meantime, enjoy your workouts.


jon!!!!!!!! how was DC? did you and frank bro down like crazy?
let's definitely get together one night this week. tonight is probably gonna be too hectic for me. I gotta get a flat tire on the suburban fixed up and i have to have to have to go for a run or a bike.

Did we make reservations for the weekend of march 1st yet, or what?

check out www.boingboing.net when you get a chance. its just full of all sorts of wonderfully useless bits of information. i like it.

JJ! CHRIS! where are you guys?

What's up all? Everyone have a good day!

i must get my hands on a photo..i didnt have a camera, but i am sure that one will be posted on facebook at some point....and then all can see me in my moment of glory and victory.....anyone want to do anything tonight?

Monday, February 11, 2008

post a picture of it with you wearing it.

i did though, win the MILLER LIGHT Championship BELT this past saturday night....8-2 in beer pong...teaching these mofos in virginia how to play....i have the belt in my room, they cut it out of the miller light 30 pack then added some tape and staples and made me and my partner a belt...awesome.

more exciting than my weekend. I worked out a lot. drank a bit. hung out the rest. shitty weather up here. cold as fuck today. -10 with the windchill i think.

come on...lets get this thing rolling again. so how was everyones weekend? i had to go down to DC-well, virginia, to hangout with noras fam for a few days.....fun times.

Friday, February 8, 2008

ok, jon. just pick a date and then we'll see who can make it. if there are huge problems, we'll just switch the date and try again.

DOOOOO ITTTTT NOWWWW.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

I guess it all depends if I have a job. Time are tough right now and I have to tighten the belt.

I think the earliest I can do it is the weekend of February 22nd.
I'm down for wherever. DC sounds like a good start to me. Let's get it going.

this is a sad day...let me tell you....anyway.....MIKE! we are going to get a trip set up....the next time anyone comes on here let me know when the earliest you can take a trip.....DC, baltimore, philly, chicago, miami...we got a lot of possibilities...mike has a big car we can fit a bunhc of people in and split gas...we can get 2 hotel rooms for like 120 a night split between 3 or 4 people each...then hangout for 2 days....what you guys think? we wanted to go to DC cause all you need is 1 tank of gas each way...that like $15 each, each way. $30 total. Hotel is like $150 a night lets say...we get 4 people in each room....say $40 per night, $80 total. Plus hanging out....fill the tubs with beer and hangout...go check out the city....what u guys think?

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

ha! i just ordered beef and brocolli over pork fried rice. if that makes me a bad person, than i guess im just a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad man.

it sure is gonna be delicious though. jesus probably doesn't care that I eat meat anyway. I heard he's a huge fan of BBQ. Plus, I bought a bum a donut this morning.

1 good deed - 1 bad deed = neutral.

enjoy hell steve....muahahahahahahahahah

My mother just called me to remind me that it is Ash Wednesday... as I am sticking a piece of roast beef in my mouth. Religion, what a silly idea.

Here is what I believe in.

check this piece of japanese mastery out. very cool.

j mart - nytri.org

its the march madness duathlon on march 30th in central park.

Tom's 50th Annual Bday Extravaganza Celebration Adventure has just been added to the caldendar. see if you can figure the rest out, cause i cant.

PS, jon.... sign up for the race already!
Steve, post up that link for the kid just in case he cant find it.

So the best thing I could figure out right now was to link Google Calendar to the blog. Its on the bottom if you scroll all the way down. The drawback is that you can't edit it on the blog, so I added you guys as editors. So you need to set up a Google calendar account and add stuff there and then everyone can view it on the blog.

You should be getting an invite for the calendar.

I'll work on something a little better another time.

Yo Steve...check it....yesterday evening over a few drinks-mike, tom, and i decided that we should set up a calander or something on the blog so that we can make suggestions of places to go to, and weekends to do it on...and that way people can figure out what days are better for them......and by 'we' ...i mean 'you' need to set up a calander cause i dont know how to do that shit....

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

You got to watch this. Probably some of the coolest stuff I've seen in a while.


Waterslide Stunts - Watch more free videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcllOfwAN54

best hockey fight ever.....all i do is entertain you guys

let me talk to tom...he had said something about going out tonight with Rich...i'll get back to ya'll with the details....

what time tonight? i'll be in the library studying for awhile later

jonathan..... if you could only see the mess that is going on outside my office. wish you were here dude. it's gonna be a little nuts. people in my office have already started shredding HUGE sheets of paper to throw out of the windows.

if you change your mind, you could still make it here in time for the parade!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5BWzoyzVbc

THE CATCH..........Watch it forever....whenever you get bored. greatest play in super bowl history.

yo whats going on...happy fat tuesday. anyone want to do something tonight?

Yo Mike...enjoy the parade man, i want to go so bad....

Monday, February 4, 2008

Today is Super Tuesday. Don't forget to vote!

so........no?

yo anyone want to go get some wings tonight???????????????????????????????

fuck giants. and strahan should have gotten the MVP, not stupid Eli Manning. he just looks so stupid.



18-1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH GIANTS, THE REAL TEAM OF DESTINY!!!!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Rip it up BIG BLUE!!

Enjoy the game fellas. I'll catch you next week.
PEACE brotha man

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=2097

im just going to keep posting shit...i think this one is funny though. luckily i have a doctor in the fam if anyone needs....

http://allballs.uber.com/babecommercials2_1

what u guys think?

wise guy.....satuday sounds like a plan...we can talk this evening. mike you down to go to brooklyn? tom and i were thinking about going down there