Monday, June 30, 2008

WhERe the FuCK iS evEryOne????

whats up motherfuckers.....nobody has anything interesting to tell about their weekend....cool. anywho, JJ--nice to see you this weekend my man, we must do it again soon......

esteban, good talking to you via text this weekend...i felt like a drunk college girl text messaging...awesome. when you coming down? i extend an invitation for you to come to mr. matt spacarellis 4th of July festival on friday, but im not sure if you are interested...im going on friday morning and leaving sat. morning. heading out to the hamptons right after the partayyyyy....so yea, if youre interested let me know....always a fun time. PLUS...i bought fireworks....although he usually has some already.

mike you still coming right? let me know if you will/will not be attending the extravaganza to celebrate our wonderful nations day of independence.

chris?????????where you been man???????you FBI already? undercover? shout me a line man, congrats on the test....will you be joining the party or you going to stay around these parts? like i said...we will be back saturday morning/early afternoon for all those who are interested.

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http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=5504

funny story for the video below...crazy motherfuckers...

Friday, June 27, 2008

Did I already post this video, yesterday? I'm too lazy to check. If so, just enjoy it again.






Thursday, June 26, 2008



think this is fo real? about 25 seconds in....

we need this thing.



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and one more.


Broken Skateboard Has Last Laugh - Watch more free videos

Oh this is sweet. How did I not think of this? Oh i know. Im stupid.


Cute Blonde Escalator Spin Trick - Watch more free videos

Sorry I've been MIA for a while, but I've got a good video for you all.

So I was on the phone with a new lady friend last night who happens to be from Minnesota and knows nothing about "guidos" so of course I gave her the whole wrap. I started looking up videos this morning and came across this one that is shot in home town Garden City at the most guido infested place on Earth. Anyone? thats right. Roosevelt Field Mall. Enjoy.


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Wednesday, June 25, 2008



yo esteban....where are you?

this is for you and mike..another great video for you guys.


hey dude. everything went well on the ride home. the northern state was even pretty open, so I twisted the throttle probably a little more than i should have. oh well.


Definitely good times last night. Columbus circle is a sick little spot. I don't think I've ever sat down in there. Also, we definitely have to go back to the South side of Williamsburg again. Those places looked sweet.


mikey....fun times last night man, hope you got home ok and were able to wake up this morning.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

After some rigorous research on the interweb and sorting through several hundred reviews, I think this may be the place where I want to get my tat. The only thing is that you have to make an appointment. There are two locations... one in Williamsburg and one in Manhattan.

Take a look at some of the portfolios and see what you think. I am sort of partial to Virginia Elwood at the time being. But I still have to look over the rest of the artists.

www.nyadorned.com

Tom? You down?


Let's go to NOBU for restaurant week! We'll save like a million dollars, or something.

No worries, ill keep taking to myself.....

anyone want to do restaurant week in NYC coming up? last 2 weeks in july. the 21-25 and the 28- august 1.........price fix 3 course meal for $35. tax and tip not included...but you can get a nice dinner and have a few drinks for a good price. let me know if you guys want to join cause im probably going to set something up.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Construction photos of the week


















Mike...this is what i was telling you about on saturday when we were at IKEA. They filled this entire thing in with dirt and other shit. craaazzzzzyyyyy.



Friday, June 20, 2008

i hope everyone is excited about tonight as this guy...uh girl....uh wolf....




** please note, this picture shows no form of excrament

Note to Self: Learn to Surf


PS

Just an observation, BUT, i'd say our amigo tom has a problem.

wasnt he the one who brought us 2 girls 1 cup?
and now he posts a picture of this guy shitting himself......


hmmmmm.......makes you wonder.

sidenote. wtf is wrong with this guy? (the person in the picture who shat himself) i mean honestly, what self respecting human being would honestly shit all over themselves in public and continue on their way....running no less...in front of hundreds of people along a race route. its not like he is a famous athelte who is trying to qualify for the olympics, or he is on world record pace, etc etc.....

dude has problems, and im sure he wont be getting a date anytime soon either.

Chicks were Hot in the 80s


STEVE!!!!!!!!!

DO ME A FAVOR AND RE-INVITE RICH TO JOIN OUR LITTLE PARTAY ON THIS BLOGGER.

more triatholon pictures...you are gunna hate me for this one

One, Two.... One, Two, Three, Four

.... get your booty on the dance floor. Work it out. shake it little mama. Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.




photo of the day

my submission......


Where is CHRIS??????

chris!!....where have you been man??? what are you up to? you going to be around this weekend?

Thursday, June 19, 2008

400 BABIES!!!
FAST AS KENYANS

Blue Finn


Yo! What's the story for tonight? Blue Finn? 5- 10 happy hour(s)?


Wednesday, June 18, 2008

i have to talk to eric about camping....he was supposed to check on stuff in RI. you want to go to RI or montauk? steve prob wont be able to come if we go to montauk....im down to go to philly..thats prob the easiest thing to do so we should do it first and then plan the remaining afterwards.....

im down whenever, just let me know when youre available for both camping and philly...then we can send out invites and let people know so we can get a group together.

also, tomorrow night..black finn...kroll is bartending 5-10 or something like that....you want to do something tomorrow? silk road? get some people together

River Cafe - DUMBO


I investigated reservations in DUMBO for saturday night. Remember that place, River Cafe?

Good news: It's very nice to eat there.
Bad news: Three course meal is $95 per person + drinks + tax
So unless we end up in a fucking bathtub filled with twenties, I think we're going to have to pass on that place for a little bit. I'm starting to save my pennies though.
Also, let's address three items today....
1. Skydiving, pick a weekend.
2. Camp
ing in Montauk? yay or nay?
3. Roadtrip/airplane trip (Chicago, Philly, DC, San Fran or Miami)



i have to stop posting so many videos.....

has anyone seen this before? made me LoL


mike holler at me.....jonmartins@optonline.net. send me the info. lets do something this weekend

Scheduling

JON!
I've hit the NYC Summer Guide jackpot. Please give me your email so that I can send this attachment to you. One of the guys from work sent it to me. It has everything we need to know, and more.



Also, let's address three items today....

1. Skydiving, pick a weekend.
2. Camping in Montauk? yay or nay?
3. Roadtrip/airplane trip (Chicago, Philly, DC, San Fran or Miami)



Chicago = $400 round trip, Heather Rennie's apt
SanFran = $500 round trip, Matty's apt
Miami = $200 round trip, Condo on the beach



pS> Let's definitely hit up the BK this weekend. I'll send out the word, but you tell me what day works best for you, Saturday or Sunday?

yo this is easy..nothing to it.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3450245&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab1pos1

check it out though, here is a story to go along with the last video

Step1: on youtube, copy the link that says "Embed" on the right of the video.
Step2: open up blogger
Step3: When you are creating a new post (aka typing) look to the top right of the text window.
Step4: click "Edit Html"
Step5: Post the "Embed" link from youtube into the same place you were typing your ideas/thoughts/etc.
Step6: Hit POST.

DONE.

someone teach me how to post the fucking videos directly on the main page....damn.....anyhow, heres a video.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5KZAo_6AE

No one has an excuse after this

As I was parusing the pictures from the Triathlon this Sunday, I found this picture online. This girl competed in the Triathlon with us. We saw her before the race..... and believe me, this picture does not do her justice. That girl was fucking HUGE.

I would say, maybe like 300 - 350lb range. I think after seeing this, no one has an excuse not to try a triathlon, if they wanted to do it. Holy Shit.


POST # 1003

One thousand people are killed everyday by movie set gun props.



One thousand dollar bills were never printed.


These giraffes have 1000 spots between all of them.

1000 Java Tips to make things easier.


One thousand dice, just in case you wanted to set a Guinness record for most games of dice played on a corner in Harlem. You could also set the record for most arrests linked to illegal gambling.


HOOOOOORAY! We made it!


We made it to and past post #1000!


At this point, we are almost invincible.

MIKE....you just Made the 1,000th Post on this blog...and the 1,001 post as well. and you didnt mention anything.........


no balloons....







no clowns......




no confetti.......





no fireworks......




not even a random photo of our favorite........


but its all good.............so whats the deal for this weekend? this week? want to get something going?


















Efficient Trains

Yes, I am on a sort of Engineering/progressive/activism binge this morning. Deal with it.

Check out this design for a train that doesn't actually have to stop at any of the stations that it provides service too. Maybe this is more interesting to me because I huck myself on the fucking LIRR every morning for the better part of an hour and a half. Pure, unadulterated misery (a.k.a. naptime).

Worldwide Cement Usage



I found this sweet chart that indicates worldwide cement usage by country. Although we seem to be sitting in 3rd place, holy shit China is a dominating communist super-power. I guess thats where global warming is coming from.

http://www.theoildrum.com/node/4162

"Cement is mainly used to make concrete, and is sort of the "active ingredient" in concrete - it is combined with sand and gravel in roughly fixed proportions. So cement production can be considered a rough proxy for the total amount of construction going on in a country.
This post updates
Stuart's post about this two years ago (and yes, it's still a graph that will blow you away!) with two more years of USGS cement data, 2006 and 2007. The growth in China, from 1 GT to 1.3 GT in two years is mindboggling, even India and Russia are interesting...and there's more to think about under the fold.
edited to add: As a couple of folks pointed out--I have interchanged "production" and "usage" in this post incorrectly--however,
China's 2007 cement exports were only 33 million tons out of 1.3 billion tons produced. So, at least for China, production is a good proxy for demand/consumption. My apologies for the mistake "

J&A concrete.... this post is for you.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008


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And in spirit of the Euro Cup.


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Fat kids are Funnnnnnnnnny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-QudMdF3LQ&eurl=http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/06/17/stacy-keibler-ebay-item/index.html

possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen..make sure the sound is on so that you get the full affect.


STEVE!!!!listen, in a last gasp to try to get this fucking blog going again, so you have JJ, Chris, Rich, Matt, etc. email addresses? lets remind them that this blog is about love and friendship. and you cant abandon your friends......

Excellent Idea

Jonathan!
Excellent Idea.

Idea >= Ikea.

I've never been to that part of Brooklyn! Let's go on.... hmmm... Saturday night?

dude whats up with these people camping outside IKEA for 3 days to be the first ones in the store, what a bunch of weirdos...all for a couch that costs $399.00.

Well if you had been working for the past 3 fucking days you could have paid for that couch yourself and actually made more money you fucking idiot. I dont understand sometimes.....

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/brooklyn/2008/06/16/2008-06-16_brooklyn_ikea_store_drawing_crowds_two_d.html

Sidenote...damn that concrete looks good....must have been one good contractor who did that work.

mike you want to take a ride down there this weekend? we can explore another part of brooklyn...go to fairway.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Physical Challenge

great show....but steve, i double dog dare you to try this....you wont..........


http://www.break.com/index/gymnast-overshoots-landing-mat.html

Keep in mind that these guys dont have any brakes on their bikes. Fixed gear bicycles. If you pedal fowards, they go fowards. If you pedal backwards, they go backwards. If you stop pedaling, the back wheel locks up. pretty cool.

Here is one of us during the comp. Im the one in orange doing the holding. Soo nice.
It went very well. : )

Action Shot

Hey guys! Thanks for the post J-Mar!!
Hope everyone had a good weekend. Once again, very sorry to have been in hiding, but now I am officially letting myself go....... let's bust out the booze and food.

And even more importantly, what's in store for this weekend? Is anyone else thinking that we should go skydiving? No? No? Yes? No?

Eric also mentioned something about Camping: Round II. Eric is definitely in charge of organizing the next outing. I'll bring the air rifle and the bocce ball set. On the beach in Montauk? I think that's what he has in store.

How hard would it be to convince Vanessa to go camping? Impossible?

How about a trip to Miami for a long weekend in July? Oh man, fuck camping, let's definitely do that. We can sleep 8-10 people in the condo in Miami. It is across the street from the beach, bitches.






Here's a great shot of Steve and I after the figure skating portion of the Triathlon.



congratulations to mike and steve for completing and doing very well in their triatholon this past weekend. glad you made it out alive.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Time lapsed video is the theme of the day.

Check this one out.

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Lest we forget, this race is for FUN only! If you are not having fun, you are not racing...... seriously, no smile and they will pull you right out of the race. fun, fun, fun.

To take everyone's minds off of things work/triathlon related, please set your sights on this terrific time-lapse of a Forest Fire in the Simi Valley. (I guess that's in California? I'm not very worldly........ JJ, where is Simi Valley?)

In case the video doesnt work, here is the link: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/12/time-lapse-of-simi-v.html



Firestorm from powrslave on Vimeo.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

You kid.

I am headed down tomorrow evening. I am not sure I will have much time at all due to the race and fathers day activities but lets talk tomorrow night on my way home. you can help me stay awake for a while.

At the very least, you could wake up at the ass crack of dawn on sunday and come watch me kick mikes ass.

yo esteban....whats going on man....you coming down tomorrow night? When do yo have time to hangout this weekend?

Start this day off with a banned commercial with a bill clinton voodoo doll


Stupid videos
Stupid videos

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Hurro Fellas

This weekend I will be in hiding, sort of. I've got my (and steve's) first triathlon on sunday morning, so I will not be going out at all. Just resting. I was thinking of just going to the movies or something on Friday night. Keeping it super-low key. Lame, i know.

Anyway, let's take stock of where we stand as far as future weekends. I've taken the liberty of inviting myself and being as rude as possible. Enjoy:

June 14-15 - Father's Day and Triathlon
June 21-22 - ????
June 28-29 - Motorcycle Trip to Boston
July 4-5 - Spack's House?? (Am I even invited to that?)
July 12-13 - Rhode Island Camping???
July 19-20 - Boston???
July 26-27 - Miami???

August - Winery Tour??? (aka binge drinking)
August - Miami???
August 23-24 - Tobay Triathlon



The one's in white are weekends in question. Please let's pick a weekend for the winery tour and then we'll put together a list of people we hate and don't want to come at all.

yo mike what you doing this weekend?chris? JJ? (WE MISS YOU JJ, Where have you gone?????????)

http://www.nycgovparks.org/sub_things_to_do/upcoming_events/events.php?id=85281

got this on saturday, saw it in the nypost this morning...says they got a 70' water slide....pro bmx bike competition, trampoline demo(not sure what that means) rock climbing, live music, kayaking, obstacle courses, and my personal fav...arts and crafts......

what you think?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008



figured i would post one last photo of us doing something stupid. or looking stupid-same thing i guess. 


Mike, you know have admin privileges.
go celebrate!

a little maritime fun

Calendar has been removed.
Frank has been invited via email supplied by Mike.

Mike, tell me what to do with the hits thing. Or, I might be able to give you permission to adjust things. let me check on that.

As you guys might know, Mike and I are putting ourselves through a rigorous challenge of feminism this coming Sunday morning. We would love for you all to be there to cheer (throw tomatoes at us while we run, puts sharks with freakin laser beams in the bay, or my favorite, throw a stick in our spokes as we ride by on the pedalbike) us on as we face the challenges and then celebrate with us after we succeed in not drowning.
On a side note, the plan is to have a refreshing Guiness immediately after the race (9:30am, well hopefully a bit sooner than that).
thanks for your support ladies and all the kind photos of bikers being trampled by automobiles. Looking forward to seeing your pretty face along the boundaries.


I will leave you boys with this fantastic video.


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im back and im black

hi friends, its been a long time - partly because of vocational demands but mainly because i am half an idiot and forgot both the username and password i had set up for exclusive blog usage. dont ask what the other half is.

i stand before you today a new man, comitted to blogging excellence and dedication. it is my promise to all americans and citizens of the commonwealth territory of Guam to post only internetual material of proper caliber equivelant the stature of those members of this blog.

BALLS

fuck, shit, bitch, ass, cunt.
this has been the busiest morning on record...... and i keep a record of my busy mornings.

I would like to still add something to the blog.... ahemmmm rich, tom, matt.

First and foremost...... Steve! can you add thcurry@fordham.edu to our blog. I believe that is Frank's email address. He joined us on the camping trip and would like to be an avid contributor.


In Other News: I'm adding our URL to Yahoo! and Google today. Let our cult following begin. Please feel free to link as much as possible and we will get a ridiculous amount of hits. I will also be installing a hit counter at some point today. Hopefully. Actually, steve might have to do that. Can we get the calendar out from the bottom as well? Sorry for the maintenance request.

Monday, June 9, 2008

YAY Camping






Just a few photos for ya;ll to take a look at......fun times.




FuN TIMes

yo chris....you were missed this weekend. it was a good time...i think everyone would agree with me. went to walmart and got some fun stuff.....a gun....guitar, then went to the camp and had a good time....rafting was cool, but i was hoping for more excitment on the rapids....bought some fireworks on the way home....awesome. all around good time.....
'ps-mike, eric said that he saw someone around his apartment playing a guitar the looked very similar to the one that fell off your car....hilarious.

let me see if i can post some photos of the event later on tonight when i get home.

pps--mike you are in charge of setting up the trip in RI. lets see if we can get JJ, chris, and steve going this time.

Pink



How was it? Details...

Yo fellas,

I hear my bro got a little drunk and got malled by a cougar. Real good. I knew there was going to be disaster when my bro called me sounding all wasted, then put jon on the phone who sounded perfectly sober. haha youngins.

What happen to the rapids? lame rivers ey

I am all about a camping trip in RI. Much easier for me to handle.

Steve

hello gents....hope everyone is having a good monday morning. fun times this weekend.
esteban, how you feel about a camping trip on the beach in RI?

lets look into it and see if we can make it happen.

Friday, June 6, 2008

I shed multiple tear from multiple orifices today knowing that I won't be joining your strapping young men in this weekends adventure. Being the elder of the group, i thought I would leave you boys with some wiseship.

Camping.
http://www2.gsu.edu/~wwwrec/touch/camping/dos_donts.html

Whitewater Rafting.
no paddling, let the river take you where it may.

That is all.

You boys enjoy now.

I have an itch on my Nose?




can you get it for me?

Full Body Sleeping Bag...... Alllllrightttt.

..... and, errr, happy fingers???
..... and running man???
..... and the robot???
..... and speed skating race start position???



Thursday, June 5, 2008

In the spirit of keeping an entertaining and visualy stimulating blog, i went out of my way to find some nice photographs to share with you all.....my personal favorite is the second photo, where the dude gets his leg torn up by a bull.....should have probably gotten out of the bulls way....also attached are more cycling photos for mike and steve.....

or should i say, mike, since steve is obviously to busy in his life to come on this blog and say hello to his friends.oooOOOooooOOOoooOOOoooooooOOOO













Allow me to clarify something.....the previous response was made by Tom PErri....NOT me (jon), although it was made under my username....

just to clarify

ill be back....

i was hoping i could share yours (sleeping bag).

whoa, Tom. You have emerged from obscurity to grace the blog with you omnipotent video searching skills.

My favorite was the one with the "gooks."

- "Goddamnit, I'm proud to be a gook! And I was going home!"

wtf?

Anyway, I think you can have up to 6 in a boat, but the lady was saying that four/five is the best for strapping young lads such as ourselves. Once you hear back from the guy, let me know and I'll give a call. I don't think there will be too much point calling if we don't know for sure. I'm pretty positive it won't be a problem to add one more to the crew. The only thing now is that we have to take two cars, which is not a big deal at all. Might even work out better.

What time were you thinking to leave on Saturday? I was pondering.... high noon? Takes about 2.5 hours to get out to the boonies.

P.S. > The key thing is that people don't show up with their sweet haviana flip flops. Watershoes! Just kidding. Just old sneaks will do the trick. Other than that, its supposed to hit 90 on sunday. Hooray!

Do you characters have sleeping bags?

remember meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

so it has been so long since my last post i can't even remember what my password is, so im on j martins account.

mr prince. question for you sir. rich is def in for the trip, and if we need or want another, justin can prob make it, he is getting back to me today.

how many in a boat? whats a "good" number to have?? 8, 10, 13?

inquiring minds want to know.

oh yeah and i found this today too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg43Mj3kWLE&feature=related

JON!
did you make it into the half marathon? They were doing the lottery yesterday. If you go to NYRR.org, it should tell you if you got in.

http://www.break.com/index/coolest-slip-and-slide-ever.html

dude, we should do this....

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

mike....keep looking shit up, and i will also, and im sure we can find all sorts of fun stuff to do this summer.....that is our mission....anyway, saw this on the news this morning...figured i'd show mike and steve since they are going to be ridding a bike soon......enjoy....





http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=4984659

Anthology of Bad Ideas







Come Out and Play ( Festival! )


No one really plays "games" anymore. Remember when you were a kid and you used to play tag, or 'the floor is hot lava'? You know, the one where you couldn't touch the floor and had to jump from couch to couch to chair to mom's expensive china cabinet?

Why does that make me think of HS parties in the Martins house? Somersaults into china-cabinets! oh yeah, that's why.


Anyway, the moral of the story is that Come Out and PLay Festival 2008 is this weekend and you can show up and play some games...... FOR FREE!!! It makes me sort of feel sad that we're going whitewater rafting. COMPETITIVE PICNICKING!! Seriously, check this out: http://comeoutandplay.org/index.php


STEVE!!!! please come camping, dude! I don't want to share my tent with nobody but you (platonically, of course). Isn't that a song? Wtf? Too much coffee already.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Why the FUCK would you ever?


SandPaper race.... - Watch more free videos

Only in Turkey would people be lined up along the side of a drag strip. Real smaht.


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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
London?

This is going to be my babys mama.